I Still Exist · 11:33am Jul 12th, 2018
Paralyzed by perfectionism and worn out by summer.
This is me.
Paralyzed by perfectionism and worn out by summer.
This is me.
Because I think this is neat and I know this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqZIC1BXwPA
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/413341/castles-have-feelings-too
Not sure why this story was created in audio format after five years, but I am not complaining.
I've nearly read 250 stories on FiM Fiction already! And I've only been on here for... a couple months, maybe?
Geeze, I need to slow down... but I'm not gonna. ONWARDS, TO MORE FICS!
I now have 1009 unread chapters. Why don't I read them! Why do I add more! Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why! *bang* Why!
...Or maybe I'm just running myself into the ground.
(have you guys even see that drawing I did a month or two ago...?)
Anyway, I finished a second chapter. So to "celebrate", here's free access to a snippet of what I have in store for the world this fic takes place in.
Here's a question: what do you do when you're a Wonderbolt legend with all the fame and fortune you could ever want, and you're confronted by a pegasus who isn't even a full Wonderbolt yet?
The answer? Frame that pegasus for trying to sabotage the Wonderbolt event just because you think she's going to beat your decades-old record!
From "Everyone" to "Teen". Because the latest chapter has some implications, nudge-nudge-wink-wink-if-you-know-what-I-mean.
I dunno. Is there even anyone on the site who avoids T-rated stories? Well, if you exist, you've been warned.
I don't anticipate writing many more shorts in this vein.
Headcanon: wings are, at least partially, connected to the autonomic nervous system. Why? The autonomic nervous system controls functions of the body that are unconscious, for example heart rate or digestion. Meanwhile, pegasi can apparently use their wings while asleep:
For those who haven’t figured it out by some of my recent blog posts, the next chapter of Never Too Clever will be an Ace Attorney pastiche. I’m going to try to keep it as faithful to the AA series in tone and presentation as I can. Part of that is that I’m going to be inserting several links to music tracks in the fic itself in places where they would play if it were a visual novel like Ace Attorney.
Hello, everyone.
How is this happening? 1588 unread chapters. One thousand five hundred eighty-eight! Help me...
I opened a Patreon for your generosity! It's immensely humbling to think that anyone would want to pay me for words on a page, but here you are!
I have some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that I'll be deleting some of my stories.
The good news is that if you're up to it, you can take these soon-to-be deleted stories and either remake or continue them with your own personal touch to it, both with some of my help on them. These include:
-The Horn 6 Series.
-The Witcher 3- DLC: The Witcher of Equestria.
-Starlord's Moon.
-Evil's Glimmer
-Handsome Jack's Diamond.
-Flurry Hearts.