New chapter out. The next one is almost ready as well, and another one kinda half-written, and that's the end of the 3rd arc.

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I'm reading Marie-Pierre Pouly's (MPP's) "Anatomy of a 'quality' bestseller", Poetics 59 (2016): 20-34, and I'm too angry to finish it before I start writing this blog.

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Let’s talk about teeth.

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Specifically, pony teeth.

More specifically, equine teeth.

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So, I ended up getting my wisdom teeth removed (all four of them) yesterday. The best part was I didn't know what was going to happen until the night before.

I was on a cancellation list so I was so happy that I didn't have to wait until the end of October for this to happen. That kind of dread was going to drive me crazy. But now that it's happened, I don't know why I was happy to do this! IT HURTS!

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The news broke this morning that Rooster Teeth Productions is shutting down.

This company was a huge part of my late teens and early 20s.

Like many, I discovered Rooster Teeth and Red vs Blue through the Making of Halo 2 documentary in November of 2004. I remember finding the DVDs of Seasons 1 and 2 a few weeks later at Gamestop, and taking them over to a friend's house for a watch party with him and his friends. The laughter was heard throughout the house.

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Here's your recap for tomorrow's update!

“We’ll be dividing our group into two teams," Twilight continued. "Team A will consist of Donut, Simmons, Church, Caboose, Washington, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and myself. We’ll go to the Crystal Empire and track down those ruins.”

“Um… Twilight? I have a question,” Fluttershy declared timidly. “If your team is going to the Crystal Empire to find the ruins… what’s the other team going to do?”

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Nodding, Twilight turned towards the north end of the camp where the mountain towered overhead, and the commander of Whitewater waited with his hostages. “C’mon. We don’t have much time.” The others followed her.

“Just…” the sound of Gilda’s voice caused Twilight to look back over her shoulder. “Please… don’t kill the commander, okay?”

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“Thank you, commander,” Twilight said as behind her, Washington, Simmons, and the Blues lowered their rifles.

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Hi all. So, it's been a very long time since I've said anything about the sequel to I Against I, Me Against You, and I think it's past time I addressed the truth I've come to understand.

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Back in the days of Community Hunter (2007-2010ish), I spent hours and hours putting together videos.

To the point where I found myself in an AIM chatroom (aging myself as I type this) with most of the core Achievement Hunter staff.

One day, Geoff (head of AH staff) asks, "Can we fire Gav and hire Miles?"

I knew it was said in jest, but I would have done it, without question.

I would have packed my bags and moved 1,100 miles to Austin in a fucking heartbeat.

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Back from Japan. Such a delightfully weird little country! Anyway, it's recap time!

You know the drill

Twilight said with a nod, “So what do we do? How does this all relate to the Forerunner ruins that are supposed to be in Equestria?”

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Sorry for the delay in getting this week's chapter up, but this is the first time I've had to really sit down and make sure everything's spic and span. I also needed to watch a certain season finale.

Fasten your seat belts, people. This one's gonna be one hell of a ride! Recap time!

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It's that time again, tomorrow will see another chapter! Here's your recap:

Twilight nodded, before opening her mouth to carefully ask her next question. “And… do you know who my real… who my biological parents are?”

Night Light glanced over at his wife and bit his lip. “Your mother and I actually have an… interesting theory about that.

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I was ok with World of Remnant when it came out because it was a cool little extra piece of lore about the world that wasn't constrained by the narrative.

Of course, back then, the 4-5 minute World of Remnant episodes didn't interfere with the release schedule of RWBY's real episodes.

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Today, I celebrate my 10th anniversary of being a part of the Rooster Teeth community.

Awesome friends, amazing games, a gut-busting military comedy, one spectacular show about pastel ponies, and I even managed to find someone that I want to spend the rest of my life with. It wouldn't have been possible without the greatest community on the Internet.

Thank you, RoosterTeeth Community. Here's to the past decade.

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Hey all, early recap this week because I wanted to let y'all know ahead of time: tomorrow's chapter will be the last one before the "mid-season hiatus". I know, I know, the actual show just went on hiatus, but I'm really behind on updates. Hopefully this break shouldn't be too long, I'm gonna try to resume regular updates mid-september, maybe sooner if I can really write fast. On the plus side, that side-story I mentioned a couple of times will probably be out at some point during this hiatus,

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It was the first one I finished, but the last to be approved, which is odd. Unfortunately it got completely buried this morning in the morning approval glut. I actually enjoyed writing it, and feel it's mildly funny in my classic absurd style. A return to form of sorts. It also is in the style of Bootsy Slickmane's "And Nothing Happens" stories, sort of.

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Ten years ago, Monty Oum brought to life a new twist on many classic fairy tales where a young hero, an exalted heiress, a troubled rogue, and a party girl find themselves intertwined and chosen to end a conflict that occurred billions of years ago.

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