hi all, dunno how many you are still even active in the year 2023 but I might actually have a pony fic on the way! can you believe it?

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In an attempt to re-energize my writing, I re-read a bunch of excellent stories in the last few days. But of course, it would be terrible for me to keep these to myself; while many of these are fandom classics, and others should be, if you somehow haven’t read them, you’re doing yourself a disservice. Hoofprints is perhaps one of my favorite pieces of writing on the site, and it is a pity it is hidden away in a short story collection; much like

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I've just spent about two hours reading through Humility, and damn do I want to write for it again.

So I'm, uh, gonna start doing that soon.

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On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 4 dead nutshack memes...

Writers have been busy little bees, so it is time for me to be a big busybody.

Today’s stories:

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If you haven't noticed, I just uploaded a new chapter to Elements. That's right, EARLY RELEASE! Why? Well, for a number of reasons, but intend on keeping them all to myself.

What I will tell you is that while this is an early release, the chapter afterwards will be unleashed at the proper time a week and a day or two after.

After that, I intend on unveiling another story for the end of the month, but you won't see an iota of what's up until then.

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This time of a fic nobody remembers (at least guessing by the numbers of notifications I get about it, which is none), but, judging from the rating, it was pretty well-received. My fifth story altogether, second one-shot, and the first one that I was satisfied with: The Great Barn Robbery. Or, in Russian, Великое ограбление

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Fun fact, this chapter that I've just posted was surprisingly fun, and my second most recent chapter. It was also a chapter I did at byootfick in the dead of night, cranking out roughly four fifths of the entire chapter in one go (roughly 4000 words). I had NEVER been that motivated. This is ALSO a chapter my editor and best friend highly enjoyed, which surprised me a bit. He certainly likes my work, but this was much higher praising than I was used to, which made me a little suspicious, but

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but for dick

ALLRIGHT!

ok so im officially back from vacation!
feel free to PM me, chat, comment, whatever

i know a few of you requested some art but i dont really remember what, so if u could send me a PM with "art request" as the subject/ title, that'd be great

anyways I what did you guys do for the holidays?[b

It was my birthday this past Wednesday -- woo I'm 23 give me stuff woo -- but I had no ways to come in here and post anything.

There was a guy supposed to come to my house and install a router on Monday, true. But, the dude came in, looked around, said "Hahah wow I have no idea how to deal with this," and immediately left.

So no Internet till today, and no birthday blog. Instead, have a birthday story.

EPetty Please

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

The good thing about dating Rarity is that you get to talk to her. The bad thing about dating Rarity is that you have to talk to her.

• Twilight
• Rarity

Aragon · 3.5k words  ·  385  15 · 4.8k views

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Quick thoughts. I didn't really like the episode. Guess you could say that like cheese quesadilla joke, this episode was executed pourly.
Also Twilight may hate cheese sandwich.

THell's Belles

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

• Sex
• Profanity
• Sweetie Belle
• Sugar Belle

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words  ·  37  1 · 377 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

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