This is pure insanity.

Please try your best to stay away from them, even though I myself have failed miserably.

And if you want to see to what extent the leaks have come out... here is an image I pulled of all the files in the torrent that's been going around:

Hasbro has messed up.

This is actually unbelievable, and yet here it is.

Wow.

Hasbro... why?

If you've been missing it or missed it the first time, folks, here's a seasonal treat, just in time for the holidays: A Very Grim Hearth's Warming, Chapter TWO! (And only 364 days later, how about that! )

After two weeks, I've finally managed to get off my butt and do a review. Also, this post is hella long, so enter at your own risk.

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Howdy y'all!

While you were waiting on updates for other stories, I've gotten some one-shot ideas and wrote one last night. I knew it would be somewhat funny, and I also wrote it partially because somepony in a thread said he needed a good laugh, so I wrote "Discord Goes On Vacation".

What I didn't know wAS THAT IT WOULD GET FEATURED!

WhAt?!

Yep, featured!

and here's an image for proof...?

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FamousLastWords made it popular a while back and I'm the peddler of dead memes so I think this meme is plenty dead enough for me to peddle now and I keep almost misspelling peddle as peedle and boy, wouldn't that be awkward.

1. What is your first name?
   Vincent, legally. Or Tonkus if you're going by internet names. Or Techie. Something, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. How old are you?

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Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Why do I do this to myself?

• OC
• Main 6

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No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it.

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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I have...

READER'S BLOCK!

So, y'know how I've got that upcoming story that I keep teasing, right?

So I've already started work on a prequel that'll dive deeper into the lore of the story universe it takes place in, and I've already got concepts for not one, but two sequels to that prequel that would take place roughly around the same time as sidestories to one another.

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Yep, it's up! Just posting an official note for everyone. Ladies and gents, I proudly present the pony.exe / The Iron Horse crossover!

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Pickleless: Oh no, it's a Spike episode? I hope it isn't cringy humor, cause it makes me cringy. I also hope that they don't make the changeling shy or whatever like Fluttershy.

>Both those things happen.

Pickleless: Dangit!

>Spike sings

WHY!?!

Okay, again, talking about the finale. Spoilers, etc, here's your one chance to leave.

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I can't believe I've been on this dam site for two whole years.

What the fk.

Well, it only took me just short of 7 years, but yes I finally finished this damn story. It took me so long to finish the thing that I honestly doubt there's anyone left to read this blog, but damn it all I'm happy to have this thing done and there's a lot I want to say about it even if I'm just talking into the void.

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VR hypercapitalistic nightmare averted for now.

I'm currently collecting the resources to install a modded version of Windows 2000 on that computer, partially because in DOS there's very little support for hardware encode/decode of video, and partially because I can once again run Google Chrome 34 and troll Fimfiction like I did when the system had XP installed.

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Yeah, just a little head's up, folks - the next chapter is going to be just a little late. I was aiming for Sunday or Monday... but Tuesday or Wednesday is more likely. I just finished the chapter and submitted it to the editors today after things kept getting in the way all darn week. Still, it's just an extra day and I think you guys are just going to wub it.

And I have three more things to say:

1: My favourite Season 2 episodes, before anyone asks, are Not What He Seems, Northwest Mansion Mystery, Soos and the Real Girl, A Tale of Two Stans, Into The Bunker, The Golf War, The Last Mabelcorn, Blendin's Game, Dipper and Mabel vs The Future and (of course) Weirdmageddon.

2: I officially wanna see ScrewAttack do a Discord vs Bill Cipher DEATH BATTLE.

3: Yes, this is now one of my favourite cartoons of all time.

The final chapter is up for Part 5! I suggest anyone that's still interested go take a look!

EDIT: Btw, the story will be taking an undetermined short hiatus for the time being. Alot of things need to be set up, and alot of other life things need to be done.

Indeed it is. After an extra week of delay, here it is, and I hope you'll find it worth the wait.