For this one, we’re gonna talk about a vehicle I should know well: a Dodge Caravan.

Now Kiss

This particular vehicle didn’t have functioning air conditioning.

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I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')

P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<

Bon Voyage

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,

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she a cute

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Or will die

I have a poetry recitation competition today (Poetry Out Loud) and Im really nervous because it's the regionals competition so the top people get to go to state and aaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm already a nervous wreck
I won't be online much today, but when the competition is done I might make another blog with the results

Anyway if I die, blame it on the poetry

Bye!

It has been a while since I wrote one of these. I had been planning to put this out before Christmas, but I ended up procrastinating too much on it, and didn’t get the last two stories reviewed until last night, when I was, ironically, procrastinating on doing something else.

Clearly, the real secret to productivity is to make it so that you loop your procrastination around to the point where you are always getting stuff done.

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On the 9th days of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 9 dead bongo cats...

HoofBitingActionOverload is going to be unpublishing all of his stories from FIMFiction in one week. As one of the best authors on the site, that's a pretty sad thing. You all should go read his stuff before he does it, because he's a really good writer.

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I am bored and my semester has been over a bit. While I've gotten quite a bit of writing done since then (most of it is unpublished) I'm still kind of distracted. My last two stories roped in a lot of new gremlins. Way more than I've gotten in a while. Also, getting to know the person behind the screen and pen name is something I am admittedly bad at doing. I figured doing another ask-me-anything blog would be a pretty rad thing. If any of y'all have suggestions for things I can blog

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