Would you give Pinkie Pie a can of Red Bull? · 9:06pm Sep 1st, 2016
Just to see how crazy she would become?
Just to see how crazy she would become?
Apropos of nothing, at least nothing that will bear fruit any time soon, I've decided that Pinkie is of German ancestry. Not just any German, mind you, but specifically those of the Pennsylvania Dutch. Why Pennsylvania Dutch? Because of two things: the Rock farm and the dessert shop.
1. Let your imagination get away from you; it will come back with cake.
2. Sometimes, you cannot answer the riddle. And sometimes, that’s the right answer.
3. When it comes to scrapbooking family memories, you don’t find the time—you make the time.
4. Always ask the important questions, like “Is it ‘glowed’ or ‘glew’?”
5. Never make friends with inanimate objects; all they ever do is badmouth your other friends.
I got a thing done! Had to lock up the cat to get it done, but I did, so now I can let her out and apologize by feeding her wet food.
Sleep tight, folks.
-Fuzz
Hello ladies and gentlemen. My disastrous life aside, I can all sure you that I am back at it at full force! Need evidence? Behold my first possible controversial failure.
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Also behold the start of Chapter VI of the Symphony of Canterlot!
Chapter VI: Al Azif and the Hard-Boiled Warlock
Hi Folks of the Wastelands!
Long time, no speakage.
Apologies for the delay, but I promise I've not been sat on my laurels doing sweet FA.
In fact, I'm writing Chapter Sixteen of Scoundrels for you lovely lot. The Seven Day rule is allllmost over!
But, you're not there yet. Instead, you have Chapter Fourteen to enjoy, with that romance between Crow and Mole growing and blossoming!
Oh, and an appearance from these two...
Sorry I missed checking in last month. I don't know if life is as crazy for everyone right now as it is for me... but man!
I am writing in earnest again, a short fic about Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich and marital bliss.
Could you just imagine it? She would probably be giggling like crazy.
Do you think Pinkie Pie would like getting a belly rub?
(Honestly, I'm just saving the title for future reference.)
I had actually been planning this for awhile, but never got to it. With that being said, and how the song goes, I don't think I'm going to actually finish is until Season 5 is over.
In my time away from writing, I’ve been working on producing this song. It’s an electro/dance track inspired by Pinkie Pie! Really proud of how this turned out. Comments and feedback are greatly appreciated :)
Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie
Birth Universe: Dark AU (temporarily name)
Story: Kamen Rider W Dark Equestria
Personality: A calmer Pinkie Pie (I Know it impossible)
Abilities: Pinkie Sense, Weapons mastery, knowledge of the Multiverse?
I'm a version of Pinkie Pie did you expect something ordinary?
Likes: Friends, Twilight, Rainbow, Boruto, Weapons, her counterpart and her other's family
Hates: Her family, Applejack, Racists, Sexists, and Ninjas
*Zenex snuck into an alleyway in Ponyville. He looked around. It was the dead of night. He stepped into a hidden trap door in a building*
“Master Pie?”
*Looks at him* “Hehe! Come forth, Apprentice Zenex.”
*Steps forward and bows* “I have perfected the Art of Randomness.”
*Smirks* Good. Now...” *reaches for something* “It’s time to par-tay!”
*Smiles* “Yay!”
Hello my subjects,
I am still quite active on this wonderful site, just not the kind of active you'd expect. I'm, albeit very slowly, working on a new story. It's my first attempt at horror. And by slowly, I mean very, very sloooow. Tidbits of inspiration come to me at different times. Usually I just rush to my computer and hop on to FIMfiction to write it down. And then, when I least expect it, it runs dry. But fear not, for I am not one to quit.
Starbucks is dealing!?!SNORT
All credit to PixelKitties on DA for this special effort!