The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six more stories now stand before their judge, jury, and potential executioner. Which will be found worthy, and which will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Read on to find out.

In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Drunken poker shenanigans.
—Abel and Caine, reincarnated as astronauts.
—Sunset Shimmer gets hammered.
—Being gay makes ponies stupid.

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1. my girlfriend who may or may not be parasprite is super snuggly and I love her so much oh my goodness yes she is my girlfriend and yes I am so happy with her oh my goodness gracious me yes yes yes

2. Brasta_Septim is the best friend you will ever have and I'm super happy that he's here too

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I don't like the recent chapter of Home is for the Weak.

It's hard to walk the fine line between LOL SO RANDUM and humor that's... um... what I write. I don't really like being the former actually, and I feel the most recent chapter kinda jumped in that direction just a bit.

Gaaaaaaaaah~

Spoilers after the break.

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My friend has an apartment
A trade
A conventional relationship
With a good girl to settle down with
She's lovely, really
And when we talk he gives me that smile
That smile
That laugh
That says he's grown up
And he's waiting for me to catch up

And it hurts because I have nothing he has.

But then I think
He's the same as he was in highschool
He'd finished growing then
So he thought
His highschool sweetheart
His highschool job
His highschool ambitions

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I somehow unfollowed Silver Chord last night? If I unfollowed anyone else by accident, please tell me. I went through my text messages several times. Then I checked fimfic. I knew that I posted a couple blogs but didn't realize that a couple was actually a lot. I just checked my other social media account and I didn't even realize that I posted on there. I decided that I'm going to stop drinking. No more hooch; no more tequila; no more whiskey. I thought I was going to die

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Honored guests and applicable aliases, it's time for a slight paradigm shift from what we usually see around these parts. For the past few months, my buddy and I have been working on a fun project. Y'see, he's got to create a podcast for his college project, and he wanted to base it on something that was fun to talk about. The two of us routinely get into the nitty gritty about what we like and dislike about Star Wars, so it seemed a good fit for me to "guest" star.

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Thanks to KolyanGOLD, for the first time ever, one of my stories has been translated for the first time! I'm not actually sure how many people who follow me will read it in Russian, but seeing as it's the first time one of my stories has been translated, it's a neat little accomplishment.

Links can be found in the story's description, if anyone would like to check that out.

Alrighty, kids, I've got a fun one for y'all today. Like, y'all know how some authors—even me, when I remember—do state of the author blogs for particular months? Mine would be mostly working on this one, specific truck.

But first, you know what to do:

Source

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(This blog was written for Onemansponyramblings, and it’s posted in there as per today. Chris, the guy who runs the site (and one of the curators of the RCL), asked for guest columns and I offered one about random humor and all that jazz. I figured some of you might want to read this too, so here it comes. Make sure to check the blog as

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These are the Shadowbolts. The one with silver-blue hair and orange-ish glasses is my next waifu.

Featured Song: Mashups Like This
by Triple-Q

Mashup so good, you can have sex with it dance to it at a night club and not feel awkward about some of the meme songs used in it. Yeah. That.

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Your eyes do not deceive you!

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How have you guys been? My day has been pretty awesome and sober! This morning, I woke up and went to a workshop to start my college applications. When I got home, I continued to read a book. Reading isn't always my cup of tea, but I can enjoy a good book every once in a while. Plus I feel obligated to read it since a good friend lent it to me over a year ago and I never returned it... (twilight oops I think a :twilightohshit: would be

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I have a boyfriend

Like

I asked him out at 1:30am this morning

So yeah.

How was your guys's Christmas?

So, let’s talk about some more stuff that got added here with the last update: The emojis one can use now.
I need to address this..... “feature”, because it will bring a little change with how I handle comments that get written under my fics/blog entries and on my userpage. To make this as short as possible:

Please don’t use any emojis when you leave a comment anywhere on my account.

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EDITS: NorrisThePony is judging in Word Worthy's place, and the deadline is the same time, but the date is Jan. 10th, 2018.

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The last few several minutes of my day, a dramatization:

"Huh, I never expected my little Discord oneshot to do so well. Featured Box is cool enough, but this is the fifth day with it in there. People like their draconequus shenanigans, I guess. I'm curious about the analytics, though; I wonder if my TV Tropes page for the Eventide Verse is actually bringing in any fresh clicks..."

Click.

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"I think I'm in love," Aragón said, dreamy expression on his big dumb face. "My heart goes a-flutter every time I stop to picture the color of those lips."

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Here is a small emergency I need a little help with. Since the last site update that got implemented, my follower list has become shrunken by two followers.
When the first disappeared, I wasn’t thinking about it much. I guess it can happen that a follower gets for some reason disinterested in my overall range of fics that I provide here and decides to unfollow me because of this.

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