Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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What I first thought of My Little Pony:

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Last week's FNAF nonsense is done. Have fun with that.

This week... well, remember in February when we failed to get a romantic story for the Valentine's slot and sought out the opposite of romance? Well, the travesty we uncovered for that occasion has a sequel.

Or to be more specific, why there hasn't been any updates for Gangs and Monsters in a long time. The short of it is this: I'm not entirely sure that I'm okay.

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My most recent story, Dawn, talks a great deal about the implications of politeness held by the words you and thou. While the story teaches about the distinction between the words, and talks about how thou is insulting, if one was a linguistic nerd, one might wonder: why did the pronoun thou exist in the first place? Indeed, why is it that people see thou as being a formal word, if it was, in fact, so

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I think Doors 3 gave us the closest thing we'll ever get to an animated adaptation of I Against I, Me Against You (at the 16:16 mark)

Link because apparently YouTube or Fimfic doesn't like it when I embed videos directly

Just wanted to share that (and maybe let people know that I'm still alive, insofar as I have a pulse)

GATE: Thus The Blood Gulchers Kicked Ass Here

(curled up in the fetal position)

Why are there spikes on the wall I need to jump towards?

Why do the platforms keep disappearing on me before I get chance to jump on or off of them?

Why are there enemies coming out of the pits?

Why is there an achievement demanding I complete the game in under AN HOUR, and without taking a SINGLE hit throughout?

Why doesn't the power-up that's meant to protect me from spikes not working?

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