ok so actually i might delete this

but do u remember in like december or whatever when i said i had a kinda bf

well i broke up with him

yeah

*pretends to listen to single ladies by beyonce*

*actually watches downton abbey like the dweeb i am*

CLP
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The Glorious, Golden Voice of Zipporwhill
Recorded by the Flutter Record Company, Ponyville, Equestria.

SIDE 1
THAT OLD FEELING (Brown-Fain)
ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP (from the film Bright Eyes) (Clare-Whiting)
SMILE (from the film Modern Times) (Chaplin-Parsons-Turner)
WHAT IN THE WORLD'S COME OVER YOU? (Scott)

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Crappy camera
crappy photo editor
crappy photographer (me)
yay

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I'm sure most of you saw the notification already, but I wrote a new fic for a contest entry, and I'm very proud of it! I'd love it if you gave it a read, especially considering that it's not your standard sci-fi/romance story. How many are told from the diary of a sprinkler system?

EThe Dangers of Personal Growth

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Sci-Fi

The Solar Corporation would like to remind all employees that the incident involving Fiddlesticks and Lightning Dust was an isolated one, and would like to direct all further inquiries to their Incident Help Desk for an appropriately timely response.

• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Lightning Dust
• Fiddlesticks

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... and sorry about the cover image. I usually like to make them myself, but I was exhausted yesterday.

The hiatus is finally over! It's been a long few months, and I'm quite happy for my weekly fix of pony being back.
So, then, with all of the conventions and events around, we get this episode. A rather fun kind of episode. Is there something to this episode that warrants analysis? Let's see. Unto the thoughts! (Few as they may be, as I'm not at home right now.)

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Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.

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A couple weeks ago, Prak invited me to join The Royal Guard, a group whose purpose is to highlight good stories on the site, but which has not made a site post in quite some time. They were being reorganized, and Prak was looking for people with reviewing experience to drag onto the team.

Naturally, I got drafted.

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dis is luna
not princess luna
but luna lovegood
and oh my gosh cayenne powder burns your face
AAAAAGGGGHHH *skin sizzles*
but ok yeah i made this awhile ago
and yeahhhh
DO
NOT
STEAL

So yeah, BronyCon tomorrow, which is very yay (such pony, much yay), but we have to sit through the flight now, which is not so yay. And we were supposed to take off at nine twenty, but we were delayed and we haven't even boarded yet which also isn't yay.

Edit: OH WAIT

WE BOARDED

THANK YOU FINALLY HALLELUJAH TIS A CHANNUKAH MIRACLE

Edit 2: OKAY TAKING OFF IN LIKE TWO MINUTES I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN LIKE THREE HOURS OR SOMETHING BYEEEEEE

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Okay, here we go, episodes 7-3 through 7-9. Spoilers below, let's go:

7-3, Flurry of Emotions:

Flurry's pretty cute in this episode.

...

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turns out i didnt need to use random pic hosting websites
AGHHHH IM SO STUPID
*facepalms forever*

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This just happened. This is real, I'm not kidding, this is an actual true story. This has changed me.

Today I woke up to my neighbor gently jacking off his dog.

I just took a nap in my new house for the first time, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window. I got out of bed, stretched my arms, and looked at the city of Barcelona with a big smile on my face, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window.

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My mom used to ask me if all of my friends jumped off a bridge, would I jump as well? That question was always pretty easy for me to answer, because I could just laugh and say "Oh, mom, you know I don't have friends." Still, the question behind the question remains: will I do what everyone else is doing just because they're doing it? And the answer, dear readers, is sure, if it looks like fun and doesn't cause anyone any sort of harm. And what harm could happen from writing an end-of-the-year

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“Lord Tirek.”

“A changeling?” The centaur seemed surprised, before turning to the filly next to him. “See? She get it!”

Cozy just rolled her eyes.

“Chrysalis,” her voice rang within the cave’s walls as she introduced herself. “Queen of the Changelings. Or at least, I will be-“

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Remember how I said that I had a great big project that I'd been working really hard on, and have been for a long time?

Yeah, this isn't it. But it's still a fun little story that's absolutely batshit. Will try to update... once every couple of weeks, I want to say? I've got classes starting this Thursday, so we'll see. Still, come and check out Hell's Belles if you like ridiculous stories, or pancakes.

THell's Belles

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

• Sex
• Profanity
• Sweetie Belle
• Sugar Belle

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these fellas never got to see the light of day so they're weird colored little shits

So here's a thing.

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Join Sweetie Belle as she stops Twilight from killing Twilight with Twilight's magic! Does that sound stupid/ridiculous/silly/fun? Good, because it is!

THell's Belles

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

• Sex
• Profanity
• Sweetie Belle
• Sugar Belle

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words  ·  37  1 · 374 views

Go ham, my friends. Apparently regular updates means "updates whenever I remember it exists." Which was today! Yay! I'll try to be better about this, I promise. We're in for a ride!

lmao can you believe i've been working on this for two years what the heck

ANYWAY YES, EL is two years old now so I made a sappy blogpost shhhh I'm putting it under the cut because there's SPOILERS, and I'd like to quickly mention that, if you haven't read Chapter 24 yet AND skipped the interlude, please go back and read the interlude because it's linked to the chapter.

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