..... there is a problem with my multi-chapter fic for Tempest Shadow now.
When I saw the movie in October, I quickly developed a few theories about Tempest Shadow, based on some observations from the movie. One was that Tempest Shadow already came to the Storm King when she was still a filly, that the Storm King raised her and trained her to become the super soldier of his army, because he saw the potential in her.

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I'm not a nerd shirt person, haven't been since I was like 15 and I've got all my Christmas shopping done. So naturally Discworld Emporium plonks this down in my inbox.

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On the 9th days of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 9 dead bongo cats...

I'd rather drink the hooch with my friend. If she comes, she'll have to drive home and there's no way I'm letting her have a drop of alcohol. She just took a nap so she may or may not come. I'm fine with that, though. Nothing's as bad as that time I threw a birthday party and nobody came. Yes, it actually happened. It also happened another time, but it wasn't a birthday party. I'm kind of used to this shit now so it's ok.

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Your eyes do not deceive you!

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"All according to plan~"

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things just keep piling up and getting wack i thought i would get to relax this summer at least a little but instead it's been like
bleh
i had to call fuckin' government stuff ten times in one day to actually speak to a person and shit so that's an idea of how stupid shit has been and yes why there is no *VISIBLE* horse word update
keyword there is visible, so yes i am 100% STILL WORKING ON WRITING THAT'S SUPER GREAT FOR ME TOO

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THell's Belles

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

• Sex
• Profanity
• Sweetie Belle
• Sugar Belle

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words  ·  37  1 · 374 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

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AND I JUST WISH
I COULD TELEPORT ALL OF YOU TO MY HOUSE
AND WE COULD WATCH PONIES
AND EAT FOOD
AND BE FRIENDS
AND COSPLAY PONIES
AND JUST ALL HANG OUT LIKE THE GIANT NERDS WE ALL ARE
AND IF WE COULD AVOID FIGHTING
WE WOULD ALL CHEER UP, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE BIT
AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL

man it would be awesome. i so wish i could hang out with you guys irl

“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider

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ok so actually i might delete this

but do u remember in like december or whatever when i said i had a kinda bf

well i broke up with him

yeah

*pretends to listen to single ladies by beyonce*

*actually watches downton abbey like the dweeb i am*

No seriously I've been locked in my room forced to code, what year is it? But, work aside I come bearing a new episode HUZZAH! This week we uncover the horrible truth behind ponyville in Tired Old Man's "Letters From an Irritated Princess". Now this video is a tad different as the fic is freaking long and still going. So this is a first part in the series

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Fuck it. Here’s a thesis in two parts that literally nobody will like, ‘cause y’all fucking cowards.

• Being featured isn’t actually that hard. That’s how you get a popular story.
• Being featured ultimately doesn’t fucking matter. That’s not how you get famous.

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It's probably been a while, or maybe I'm just too quiet lately. I'm not sure. Either way, let's talk story updates. Even though I can't write in the same way I used to (mostly because I'd need, like, more three of me to keep up with all the shit I want to do in general) I've still been getting stuff done! It may not be three stories updating near-monthly or a hecking bunch of more substantial new one-shots popping out every few weeks, but it's something. Get those below the break!

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Quick but exciting blogpost for those of you following Enchanted Kingdom news and stuff and things and all that!!!

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