OH MY F***CKING GOD!!!!!!!!!! CLUB PENGUIN IS LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LEAST I CAN TRY TO PLAY THE NEW APP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please mourn with me on my discord (also celebrate my birthday on the 27th)

discord.gg/ZppbUMS

likeee
except for the Maria Reynolds part but

yaaaahhh

I'm at 499 words i need to write more
I NEED O WRITE LIKE I'M RUNNING OUTTA TIMEE

I normally announce new stories with a good old fashioned blog post, and I neglected to this time. No longer. We must maintain the traditions of old.

For all of those who missed the debut... Behold!

The Heart's Promise

The age of ponies is over.

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https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si91?Paizo-and-Artificial-Intelligence#discuss

https://twitter.com/paizo/status/1631005784145383424

https://www.pathfinderinfinite.com/

https://www.starfinderinfinite.com/

i'll give a status update on the epilogue in two weeks. thanks for all your patience!

You know that feeling when you go to wipe your ass after a steamy shit and you feel the heat radiating from your ass? My little brother doesn't think poop has steam but it definitely does! People call making out steamy but all it does is induce boners.

Because context is for the weak.

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I enjoyed it. It had a good message at the end of it all. Also, I had no idea that it was actually based on a REAL family feud too.

I AM concerned about the inevitable incest-rape clopfics that are going to pour in simply because they were "hillbilly ponies". Meh, those writer wanna be unoriginal and discriminating, let them be. At the end of the day, what's important is that I have a bendy straw resting in a cola can to sip from, am I right?

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Well, I'll still call her Colgate.

I really liked the way they handled Moondancer. It surprised me to hear she was a parallel to the original Twilight, and she was pretty adorkable. Also, Pinkie as a secret weapon. I love that that's a proper thing now.

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Let’s talk about SunDagio for a bit. Depending on how exactly you define it, Lost in Paradise is somewhere between my second depiction of the pairing and my fifth.

Spoilers for Lost in Paradise follow. If you haven’t read that one yet, then I’d suggest going no further until you have.

Here’s some cute SunDagio, first:

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IN WHICH I STEPPED OUT OF MY BUBBLE
As I've mentioned a few times on this blog, I'm a fan of the Japanese metal-Idol fusion band Babymetal. Tickets for their upcoming USA tour went on sale this morning and, after a snafu that kept me from getting best seats, snagged tickets to two shows -- one 4hrs from my home, the other 6hrs. That's kept me from writing. Anyway, shall we?

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Let's see and find out!

Every view is a boop.

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