Introduction

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So for those of you who've read the epilogue to TOWAT, thank you for reading it to the end. If you haven't gotten into it yet, go and take a look, but there's mother/son incest involved, otherwise, avoid it like the plague if that isn't your cup of tea.

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The Rich family had never been known for being cheapskates, but they could at least smell a scam when they saw one.

“They’re charging how much for these?!” Diamond yelled, losing her composure for a second.

“Two thousand bits for the cheap seats, miss,” the pony at the ticket booth replied civilly. “Why you askin’, kid? Not enough in your piggybank?”

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translated from Acient Unicornian.. a magical poem..

Celestus et vo kikokia ( Sun is of blue skies )
Bogen azuko uni freazinata ( One horned mages gather )
Kikokwen rio-zen ( blue skies cry )
Nitus vo celestus Itikia verrkin ( Night of the sun's Itikaia strength )
Erom azuko uni-harzex ( Under mages one time stand )
Zrim avell koway vo azuko yukariss ( Seal evil far away of mage sang forever )

Pro tip: when writing dialogue for Spoiled Rich, imagine her giving one of those '90s anime "oh ho ho ho" noblewoman's laughs. If you write a line, and you can't see her doing it afterwards, rewrite it so you can.

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This is my elevator pitch for The White Duchess. Consider it a bit of insight into what exactly I’m planning to be publishing here as my next big project. It will be a trilogy, and it’s going to be a very long time before I get to the end with it, so I’m dropping this today as the first of (what I hope to be) many sneak peeks. You can read a bit of a prelude to this in a previous

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”Did you know that—every year—exactly 3099 ponies report suffering from natural Glowtrot exposure?”

Night Light made his bewilderment known. “How do you know that, Tight?”

The lieutenant merely shrugged his withers. “Sis said so.”

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There, our festive tree is at last ready!

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