Why?

Because for one simple reason:

That is all. Carry on.

There was a panic prompt about Changelings in the Quills and Sofa's group today, so I picked my favorite changeling to write. (It's Elytra)

It's not enough to put as a one-shot and I don't know how to expand it so I'm just going to put it here.

It's titled "Like Them"

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I made a post to the Shameless Self-Promotion Bureau so I can attract more viewers! It includes a very short, very vague scene which may or may not correlate to future events/conversations later on in Scarred Serpentine. I spent a lot of time thinking about this story, so checking out the

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The generous Short Stories did a reading of my story Hot Water! I know she does it for fun, but really, thanks a lot

Yes, I am still alive! My inactivity has been due to college and this game called Overwatch. But don't worry, it's mostly been college.

So, I have a short story (6 chapters long) in the works. It's about Starlight's techniques in convincing ponies to join her cult. I have quite a bit of it written thus far. Here's a part of the prologue:

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Finally, an English version!!! Blessings all around

That was cute....especially Pinkie's camouflage outfit...please let there be fan art of this!!!! Also...why does RD smell like vanilla???

Just a heads-up: Those surprise EG shorts from last week? Yeah, they were just the first fleck of foam on the incoming wave. Every Friday and Saturday through August, they'll be on at some point just before 9. I'd be more helpful there if I could be, but Discovery Family isn't cooperating.

See what I mean? Still, keep an eye out for them. They may be mostly fluff, but they're still fun fluff.

Shepherd: I've known her the longest, and she's been fairly obvious... Okay blindingly obvious with her affections. So let's just man up and ask her. Clearly, she's too shy to just say it.

He knocks on Fluttershy's door

Fluttershy: Opens it "Oh... H-Hello Shepherd. It's so nice to see you, how are you?"

Shepherd: "I'm good. So. You want to go on a date with me this Venuday?"

Fluttershy: "..."

Shepherd: "... Fluttershy?"

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Shepherd tries to Help Twilight Sparkle

After Twilight Sparkle ascended to Alicorn, and became a Princess, her relationship with Shepherd didn't change too much. He was already a knight assigned as the guard for the Elements of Harmony after all. He did have a lot more duties involving her though. Unfortunately they usually involved paperwork.

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Shepherd took the revelation that Doctor Whooves and Ditzy had a time travelling, dimension-hopping muffin-shaped TARDIS quite well.

Shepherd: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE PUS SPEWING FUCK-!"

But after he was able to compose himself, breathing into a paper bag in the main control room of the Muffin...

Doctor: "Now now, everything is all right!"

Shepherd: "So... You think you can get me home?"

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Tea Time at Twilight's Palace...

Fluttershy: "You know Twilight, you've been spending a lot of time on reforming villains."

Twilight: "Well, what can I say? You inspired me! With the work you did with Discord! Now he's... Completely... Devoted to you..."

Fluttershy: deadpan "Twilight. No."

Twilight: "I-I didn't do-I'm not doing anything!"

Fluttershy: "I know you! You're going to concoct some kind of... Crazy scheme!"

Twilight: "Am not!"

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Ugh! I hate it when a chapter ends up short. Like 2,000 words short. I assure you, I do everything in my power to write decent sized chapters. Especially for a weekly release. I feel you get cheated on a week if it is a short chapter. This is for a chapter late in Book 4 I just finished writing. Not this weeks release.

Vent over. I hope you feel the love I put into this story, for y'all!

Also:

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I haven't done much with the Writeoff in recent years, but it's still going strong and a great way to get the creative juices flowing.

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Twilight saw her other friends. All of them twisted and changed by the harsh war. It was heartbreaking to see them all like this. Fighting for their lives to save Equestria. And there was Shepherd...

He walked to a shack, and Twilight followed him. He looked over his shoulder at her.

Shepherd: "Something I can help you with?"

Twilight: "I... You're human."

Shepherd: "And you're an alicorn."

Twilight: "What?! How did you-?!"

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Shepherd is studying in the library. This isn't surprising. But what is surprising to Twilight is who he's studying with-Pinkie Pie!

Shepherd: "So, there is a similar mass extinction cycle in this planet's natural history?"

Pinkie: "Looks like! Maud's been doing research into it! And it's nice to meet another person who can understand what she's talking about!"

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As the title implies, I wrote a new short story! What's that, two in one year? That's better, right? This is REALLY short one involving Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, so if you wanna read whatever that is, it shouldn't take you much time at all! So go nuts if you'd like.

Read Here!

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"Ahh," I sighed. "It's a beautiful day here in Maretime Bay." The sun was shining brightly, and things were going smoothly. Of course, there was that unicorn attack just yesterday, but that doesn't matter to me much. I'm just here to enjoy the sunshine, and breathe the crisp morning air, and-

"Who are we?"
"We're an angry mob!"

The voices seemed so distant, but they were definitely there.

"What are we?"
"We're an angry mob!"

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Andrew somewhat reluctantly stepped into the library, having received a letter from Twilight asking for his presence.

The fact it was a letter, and she hadn’t just come over to talk to him, or asked somepony to speak to him next time they saw him, was slightly ominous. Either something official, or ‘hijinks’ were looming on the horizon.

Either way, he felt his trepidation was justified.

However, no one seemed present.

“Twilight? Spike? It’s Andrew. I came? About your letter?”

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My previous commentaries were riddled with my subjective views. So, for this one, I shall only objectivelly describe what I see without commenting and letting my subjectivity getting the better of me. So, here's the objective summary of the above video:

Everypony loves pegasi balls play. Mostly because they can observe them from below.
Sunny observes and gets too distracted to coordinate.

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They sure can swallow.
Pipp chokes on it. Fights off the gag reflex.
Izzy can't gulp it whole.
Izzy fakes it.
Cozy bukake.
Zippy is asocial as per usual. Can't be coaxed into an orgy.
Izzy munches on a cooky. Cuteness overload!
Surprise b*** S**!
Now Izzy is the one choking.
Why did Zipp even come if she goes right away?
Zipp said no, but they wanted it to mean yes.

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