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Are you Posh?

Is it Riley's influence that leads to you bapping hats?

How did you find your niche?

Give Riley a pat pat pat

1. What's your favorite non-MLP franchise?

2. Have you ever done anything for a non-MLP franchise?

3. Is scampering about fun? Do you occasionally skitter?

:) Will we hear Gadot? :D

(use a dramatic voice please)

What is life? What are we but specs of dust in a gigantic cataclysm of spacetime chaos? We live in a world where we do what we're told and subject ourselves to conformity to hide the fact that we know nothing of the universe and beyond. We float on a lonely planet somewhere deep within an abyss that lacks direction. Direction. Man's invention. Is that what object desire is? The desire to see reality for more than what it actually is? Is it?

I write this and all I can think is (these are the actual questions, but keep the dramatic voice): What is the hottest Pokemon? If Dr. Phil pays money to watch furries pee, would that be philanthropy? If the universe is so big, why won't it fight me? The snack that smiles back: Goldfish Crackers, or a willing cannibal victim?

I ask these questions, pondering the universe in-between, and I come up with an answer. The only TRUE, meaningful answer.

That answer is:

How youre day.

Congrats! Looking forward to the show.

1. What are the perks of being a Wallflower.
2. Is SunFlower* canon or is it cannon (i.e. a weapon of mass destruction) or is it Canon (i.e. a camera company)?
3. You sometimes talk about how much you personally relate to Wallflower. That being said, what would you say is the biggest difference between you and Wallflower?
4. If you had to write a MLP fan fiction without Sunset Shimmer or Wallflower, which MLP character would you choose as the main character and why...?

*i.e. Sunset Shimmer x Wallflower Blush

(Baby, baby, baby)
(Baby, baby, baby)
(Baby, baby, baby)
(Baby, baby, baby)
Yeah!

(Yes! The battleground's right here!)
(It's a man's world!)
(Come on!)
(Gotta get ready for this right here)
(Hey, yo)

Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality
Never beat charity, move ahead of me
The enemy you're fighting covers all society
(Damn right)
Mommy's not here, gotta fight
(All night)

Right here, Shadow 10 o'clock direction
Seize the moment, destroy the nation
Your rhyme is slow motion, give me motivation
Freaked out now, and dead on arrival
(What?)

Round up around, spit out
All over
Rhyme like a rolling stone
Comin' a crowd
Watch out, they move, they diss you loud
Guess what this sound, it bombs whole ground
(So round up)

Don't ease your pace, 'cuz enemy's brutal
Moment of truth, There ain't no truce
You're the only one, one world, one love
But the battle goes on, Shadows of mass destruction

Ooh yeah,
Dada-dada, dada-dada,
Baby, baby,
Da-dada-dada, dada-dada

Ooh yeah,
Dada-dada, dada-dada,
Baby, baby,
Da-dada-dada, dada-dada

do you agree, y/y?

7540418 are you?

7540692
No, I'm poshers

1. if you could have a do-over for any of your old stories, which one would you remake and why?
2. Do you have any story ideas that you don't think you'll ever get around to writing, but really wish you or someone else would?

Are there any characters besides Sunset and Wallflower you really like and/or want to write about in the future?

1. How's your Barcast experience so far?

2. How old is Riley and how many pats do you give him per day?

3. Is ketchup a smoothie since tomato's a fruit?

4. What general advice would you give to someone who's struggling with mental health/Psychological problems?

5. Do you follow that advice yourself?

6. How was your experience reading Background Pony?

7. Where did Sunset and Wallflower have their wedding and honeymoon?

8. What's the most nostalgic thing you can think of?

9. What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?

10. Do the telluric hermeneutics Incaica transform the anotretic peripatetic of Aristotelian philosophy, by the factual iniquity of non-dogmatic Socratic dialogues?

11. Favorite Sunflower story?

12. Favorite Sadset story?

13. Favorite Wally story?

14. What's the mostly ridiculous/random thing that has happened to you?

15. Do you believe in luck, karma or something of the sort?

16. Any recommendations for my ever-expanding Read It Later list?

17. What's your favorite song?

18. Who was the first author in Fimfiction you decided to follow?

19. What career do you aspire for?

20. Do you have some big writing project planned for the future?

21. Rock, paper, scissors?
My answer: Paper

22. Do you know a second language? If so, how well?

23. Is there a place you would like to visit someday?

24. Is Posh a Scampy, or is Scampy a Posh?

25. Would you change the past, or predict the future?

26. Do you have a favorite quote from someone?

27. Will Scampy ever have a Scampuss?

28. What's your favorite type of ending?

29. Any author in the site you would like to collab with?

30. What do you consider to be the best moment of your life until now?

What inspires you to write?
Who is your favorite non-Equestria Girls character?
Best Sailor Moon character?
What is your favorite song from the show?
What are your favorite non-fanfic things to read?
Do you like sweaters as much as Wallflower Blush does? If so, what are the best kinds?
What is the best kind of ice cream?
Why is marmalade the superior toast topping?
Am I invited to your birthday party?

Have you ever hesitated writing a story for fear of being too on the nose and vice versa?

Harken, harken, what light through yonder window breaks. It is the east, and enigma is the sun!

That is to say he can appear very bright.

Tell us now naught of small ponderers prancing poorly, as hale howls hearken yet again upon this benighted realm. Let not the claims of mere antiparenthetical conglomeration gather we few spartan warriors together 'pon this sainted sacred sacral space. Bring now your pens, your implements, your weapons of creation! Stand forth fellow few, for enigmatic otaku shall, transcendent, traipse with ideas fresh and new, and worlds enervating and energetic, and guide us toward heights never before known, that we might write the perfect existence, and become greater still.

What is your favourite breed of cat?

How does this picture make you feel?

1) Do like you like mac n cheeeeeese?
2) What's the worst thing you have ever had in your mouth?
3) What's the best way to answer the phone?

You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?

What would you whisper into a vagina?
What would it whisper back?

What's a question that you wish people would ask you?

If you were the protag of a displaced fic, what would it be about and who would you be?

Have you ever released a foot fetish (porn) video and where can your fans find it?

Favorite milf?

Favorite non-pony?

Favorite object pony; soda pone, pizza pone, etc?

If bats are the superior pony, how many Anons must we suck dry?

Why is Spike the worst and everyone that likes him wrong?

If you could start an interstellar war between any two faction, who would they be and why?

If dick-cheese could be blocked and slicked for sandwiches, how much vaginal marinara would we need to spread on our avocado toast to make a fuck trophy? A flushed consolation prize is acceptable too.

Congratulations! You're ready for a Vylon Questions!

Choose which story in the Sunflower Gardens is your favorite. DO IT!