Stories With Absurdly Long Titles
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Stories That Have Absurdly Long Titles

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TTechnical Ecstasy (or: Party Princess Shining Bright)
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
All Octavia wanted was a quiet cup of tea.
Narcotics
Celestia
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
CoffeeMinion · 1.3k words · 69 1 · 1.2k views
EDisplaced: Human In Equestria but the Human becomes Twilight Sparkle only more, also Pokemon are there
MLP: FiM
Pokémon
Adventure
Comedy
Slice of Life
Man goes to convention dressed as multiple characters at once. Man purchases a Twilight Sparkle mask. Man regrets his decision as he ends up in a Pokemon-filled Equestria as another Twilight Sparkle. And then, something unexpected... Dawns.
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
OC
SilverStarApple · 29k words · 85 116 · 3.1k views
TThe Reasonably Adamant Down With Celestia Newfoal Society!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
After the end of Earth, a group of Newfoals decides to rebel against their ponification... using music and theatre.
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Chatoyance · 37k words · 6.5k views
EDash - like the punctuation?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
Rainbow Dash's name has a far different meaning to it. One that might be enough for the filly to despise a part of herself... and books.
Rainbow Dash
Derpy
Other
EverfreePony · 3.8k words · 124 6 · 2.3k views
TSharktavia 40,000: In The Grim Sharkness Of The Far Future There Is Only Wharf
MLP: FiM
Warhammer
Comedy
Sci-Fi
Thriller
When a horde of EDM-gun-wielding Noise Mareines overruns an Imperial ship, her crew's last hope rests with a disgraced former Space Mareine held in a stasis-pod below decks...
Violence
Sex
Crossover
Alt. Universe
DJ P0N-3
OC
Octavia
CoffeeMinion · 2.4k words · 34 6 · 744 views
TPower Pony Adventures: El Taco Loco vs. The Red Menace
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Thriller
Starlight Glimmer finds herself pulled into a magical comic featuring the Power Ponies, but the most shocking revelation is that she isn’t the only outsider fighting to survive in the comic world! Can both escape together, or is it winner-take-all?
Power Ponies
Sonata Dusk
Starlight Glimmer
CoffeeMinion · 7.8k words · 53 5 · 1.5k views
TThe Brief, Torrid Love-Affair of Fernando the Straw and Madame le Flour
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
Random
Tragedy
A parody of tragic romance, in which the titular couple faces an unfeeling world that forbids their love... for their passion cannot be denied!
Sex
Pinkie
Mayor Mare
Other
Mr. Cake
Mrs. Cake
CoffeeMinion · 2.9k words · 111 5 · 1.4k views
Tderpestia red flag ryze & fall: re-heated revendetta: the spoiled broth [an absurdist fantasy]
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
Tragedy
Tia and Derpy: a forbidden love! And the B.R.o.t.H mean to use that love to destroy Equestria! With their friends, Derpestia will fight for Truth, Justice and the Equestrian Way! Lgr. desc. inside. [trig. warn.: spicy, salty, scalding-hot, peanut tr
Gore
Sex
Crossover
Human
Celestia
Derpy
OC
Main 6
Sonata Dusk
Blank! · 4.2k words · 13 21 · 909 views
TGuessing Games, or, How Many Changelings Fit In A Breadbox?
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
The captured Changeling sits despondent in the interrogation chair. Looking up, he sees what can only be his interrogator enter the room.
OC
Changelings
ErraticOverlord · 13k words · 216 9 · 3.5k views
EHow to get a bagel in forty-eight hours
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Yeah, this is pretty weird. Well, something has happened to the ponies of Ponyville which seems to make them fascinated by really strange things like how they can breathe or probably tissues so I'm gonna see what I can do. This is Lyra, by the w
Lyra
Thunderlane
ErraticOverlord · 2.4k words · 453 views
TCheddar Cheese and a red dress
MLP: FiM
Dark
Rarity never liked Cheddar Cheese, and today was no exception. To everypony else, he seemed perfectly normal; he looked and acted just exactly like everypony else. But for Rarity, he was not like everypony else, and she couldn't grasp why.
Gore
Rarity
Derpy
ErraticOverlord · 1.4k words · 10 0 · 471 views
EAn in-depth guide to better writing
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Mr Davenport - the proprietor of the Quills and Sofas shop - has trouble writing his novel and heads to the Books and Branches Library to pick up a good mystery. What he finds instead is an In-Depth Guide To Better Writing. There are also pirates.
Other
ErraticOverlord · 1.6k words · 15 0 · 518 views

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