Ever wondered how it would be like to be Discord? Well I've been there, Literally. For some reason Discord has vanished form Equestria, and now I'm his replacement till he comes back. I might even stay if I do a good job at it, but that's Discords decision. But it's not all fun and games. Soon, mysterious happenings have been ... well happening to me. At first, we thought it was Discords doing, then we found out, it was something much worse ... Something, with a black heart ...

It was a surprise that Dash offered a kiss as a prize at the charity auction. It was a surprise that the colts were as "enthusiastic" as they were. It was a surprise that Dash didn't leap on the colts and beat them for their comments.

But, the biggest surprise of all was which one of her friends bid on her kiss... and why.