//------------------------------// // WHOA! I'M DISCORD! // Story: An Even Bigger Storm of Chaos // by MrAnime //------------------------------// I woke up and rubbed my eyes to get that blurry effect out of them like I always do. When I began to see better I noticed I didn't see my ceiling anymore, but the blue sky! I Stood up and found it rather hard to keep my balance, and I fell to the ground again. I looked down at my legs to see if they were still asleep, but what I saw made my eyes sink into my skull. I HAD A DRAGON AND HORSE LEG! "WHAT THE HELL!?" I yelled at the sight of my legs. Then I looked at my arms to see that they too were different. "Really! What the hell is this!" I yelled again, a little louder this time. Then I noticed the ground, I was sitting on grass. "What the -?" I said to myself. Then I looked straight ahead to see a small village. The buildings that made up the village had straw roofs, and some were oddly shaped. Hell one building looked like a hollowed out tree! I stood up again to gain my balance, then I noticed someone walking in my direction. At first I thought they hadn't noticed me, then I saw it get closer fast. Thats when I realized, it did notice me. Well atleast SOMEONE was coming to see if I was alright. When it got a bit closer I could make out that it had a big smile on its' face. Seemed a bit strange to me, even though I myself am strange. When it got even closer I took note of its body and assumed that it was a girl. I saw that she had poofy hair and was ... pink? A couple of seconds later she was right in front of me. I raised an eyebrow at how she looked at me, and how she looked. She was wearing a striped t-shirt. The colors were pink and white, of course. Plus she had shorts on that ended a little below her knees. I saw that she had bubbly hair, and at the same time was poofy. Heh poofy.Also I noticed that she was bit shorter then me by one or two inches. That's when she started to speak. "HI!" She said with a HUGE smile. Really its huge! I didn't know someone can have a smile that huge! Whoa. "Um ... Hi?" I responded, I'm not sure what to say at the moment. Kind of akward really. Well to me anyway. No one really talked to me back home. I was the sort of guy who is really quiet, and pays attention in class at my University. "HOWAREYA?YOUNEWHERE *GASP* THATSRIGHTIBROUGHTYOUHERE!SILLYMEIFORGOT!IJUSTHEARDYOURSCREAM,YOUOK!?MUSTBETHENEWLOOKIGUESS." She says to me. Man she talks fast, not to mention energetic. "Um by new look you mean this?" I motion to my whole body just to clarify. She nods when I asked "Yup! I'm Pinkie Pie nice to meet you!" She puts her right hand out to me, and I shake her hand. "Wait a minute..." I said to her. She looks at me in confusion as I motion my finger to one place in the air to another. I put the pieces together in my head, then it clicks. "Oh Damn! Then I'm in Equestria! And that must be Ponyville!" I yell. Pinkie looks at me with big eyes. I can tell she didn't expect me to know this. Then she smiles. "How did you know that?" She askes me still with her smile. "I have my ways" I responded. Then, I direct my attention to my body, and I freeze. The lion arm, dragon leg, eagle arm, and horse leg. Then I put my hand on my chin and feel a small beard and one of my eyebrows is thicker than the other. And CUE GASP! "Oh Hell! I'm Discord!?" I yelled in excitement. All my happiness just wanted to come out. Reason being is because I always wanted to be Discord! I had his personality and everything! Pinkie then looks at me and says "Ya you are! Isn't it COOL!" "Whoa! I'm Discord!" I said in a softer voice as I realize what kind of power I possess. I snapped my fingers in the air and materialized a smoothie. I was thirsty and decided hell with it. I drank it and damn it was good. Then something came up in my brain. If I'm Discord what happened to the old one? "Hey Pinkie?" "Ya?" "What happened to the old Discord? I mean its awesome for me to be Discord, but something must've happened to him if I'm her right?" "Oh ya well a couple of weeks ago Discord vanished without a trace, but he left a note about what we should do if we noticed. It said: Dear Everypony, Don't worry where i might be all i need you to do is the following: Twilight I left a spell on the back of the note to find a replacement till I return. Pinkie, invite him into this world. I know you'd like that, Considering he has my personality. I picked that specific thing for a reason. Anyway, Tia I know your worrying where I might be so... STOP WORRYING! I won't do anything bad while I'm gone. Also get this thing a home and treat him nicely I might consider on keeping him here if he does a great job on replacing me. See ya later Everypony! Discord" "Wow you remembered all that?" "Yup. Word for word" "Whoa, So guess I'll be here a while then huh?" "Seems like it" She says with a smile. Pinkie walked me to Ponyville. I noticed that they all were anthros. Which seemed off to me, but I decided not to question it. I mean this is still Ponyville. Like the ol' saying goes 'Beggers can't be choosers'. I saw that we were walking towards the hollowed out tree, and realized Oh Twilight's house/library. We walked in, and noticed that the other five, including twilight, were all here. They were all looking at me with smiles on their faces. Well hell, this is a bit weird. Even for me.