Twilight Sparkle learns about the Bronycon Bookstore, and everything that's in all the books being sold there. She's having ABSOLUTELY NONE OF IT.

Written for RBDash47

To our knowledge, Earth is a pretty ordinary planet. Despite the craziness that goes on in our world, gravity keeps us on the ground, air lets us breathe, and food and water keep us going. On this ordinary planet, on an ordinary night in an ordinary house lives an ordinary person. On that night, that person makes a hypothetical choice before bed.
    That ordinary person just so happens to be you; and that choice might not be as hypothetical as you might think.

(Just your typical second person story starring a person named Anonymous. Rated T for language and jokes about dangly bits. Thanks to my friend for the cover art.)