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Flutterpriest


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Twilight Sparkle learns about the Bronycon Bookstore, and everything that's in all the books being sold there. She's having ABSOLUTELY NONE OF IT.


Written for RBDash47

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RBDash47
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RBDash47 #1 · 1 week ago · · ·

Oh my god you actually did it

i.imgur.com/bHNnf.png

Lol pjre goofiness

This is good. Odd but good

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That went from funny to sweet to funny. I enjoyed.

"What?! I have no frame of reference... or standards," Spike mumbled.

:rainbowlaugh:

This was fun!

The mare blinked. Her ornate powdered wig tilted ever so slightly on her head. she looked up from her podium at the front of the courtroom to see Twilight Sparkle walk down the center of the courtroom aisle and preside at the prosecution table. Her expression is stern, focused. She levitates a briefcase onto the table. Two loud clicks, and the case springs open, releasing several organized stacks of paper, a few books, and her dragon assistant, Spike.

Not even three paragraphs in, and I'm already laughing like a maniac. She had him in the briefcase! Jesus! :rainbowlaugh:

Spike a shid. But also.
Wut.

Since everypony wants a happy ending with Twilight, I don't see any reason why Bronies can't have theirs

:rainbowlaugh:

So Spike's cheating on Rarity already!

She should totally gut him alive for it and turn his scaly hide into a belt, a purse, and a pair of shoes!

And that fic probably already exists somewhere around here.

case closed... that was funny :rainbowlaugh:

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Hmmmmmm . . . YouTube is drunk again?

Except, you know, not free free. Printing isn't.

Also, no one tell her we have to call it the Golden Oak Bookstore because we're not officially affiliated with the con.

Hilarious yet touching work, Priest. Thank you for it.

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I mean, we wood tell her, but it still Burns a bit for Twilight

RBDash47
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The view counter is not a live count, it updates every so often.

I feel the need to upvote this before even reading it. Maybe for solidarity. Or something.

I'll figure out how to react properly after reading.

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It was a joke but I guess now I know something new about this site.

Soon, every hoof in the courtroom was up and waving. Twilight turned to Spike, who even raised a claw.

:rainbowlaugh:

There's a store now?

Griseus #19 · 1 week ago · · ·

Fair use Twilight. Suck it up Sparkle.

The most surprising thing about this fic is the Spike abuse at the beginning. :trollestia:

God damn man. This is brilliant. Especially Spike's parts in it.

Forever free!

Two loud clicks, and the case springs open, releasing several organized stacks of paper, a few books, and her dragon assistant, Spike.

What was Spike doing in there?

This was a spectacular read.

"I can't speak on behalf of all of our kind. But I can certainly share this from my personal experiences. Our world is dark. Harsh. Terrifying at times. With what we know of your world, it provides us a gentle reprieve from the struggles of our routines and day to day problems. By making two ponies hold hooves, ponies that we recognize and can relate to, it helps us breathe so that we can approach each day with the power to do what you all do every day. To spread love. To spread friendship. To show the virtues of Kindness, Generosity, Loyalty, Honesty and Laughter to a world that's lost it's magic."

This hits home...

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Georg #26 · 1 week ago · · ·

"As we understand, this bookstore is a collective of vigilante propagandists, your honor."

Oooo, I have a title for my nametag now. Thank you!

The ships shall last forever!

"I declare the Bronycon Bookstore officially open for business!" Mayore Mare rules, banging her gavel down. "May your shipping be forever free!"

That can mean two wonderful things. Well done!

I understand this is supposed to be a self-referential, humorous quickie, but it's still clumsy to be missing so many question marks at the end of queries.

Yeah... they made sweeping remarks about the romance stories, but got completely off the hook for the "It's good for Twilight to commit suicide" book. Oh. And no mention of the gore-fics, and other really nasty fics out there that flow out of the fandom that have ponies in horrid situations. "So we could have happiness and friendship to hold onto because our world doesn't have any..". They wouldn't be able to use that line of bull for those stories. There's so many stories... hundreds... where that explanation just doesn't fly.

Ha! Take that Equestrian legal system!

Love is real!

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With respect, this is about the stories specifically in the BronyCon Bookstore, which I assure includes nothing gory, or really anything worse than a slightly spicy romance or somewhat off-color comedy.

This vigilante propagandist approves of this :moustache:

I haven’t even read this yet but I’m already triggered. :derpytongue2:

Good thing I haven't finished the author's notes for one of my books. I can live with vigilante propagandist, writing unauthorized sequels...

This was brilliant.

You know, I kinda hoped there wouldn't be a pun at the end.

How wrong I was.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Once again, I feel guilty for partaking in clopfics. Glad they didn't have to touch upon them here.

She levitates a briefcase onto the table. Two loud clicks, and the case springs open, releasing several organized stacks of paper, a few books, and her dragon assistant, Spike.

:moustache:: "What? I'm too important to walk by myself."

"Okay, raise a hoof if you'd totally bang Twilight if you could."

That is an unfair question!
...
*slowly raises hand*

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It was a Type 20 TARDIS, commonly sold in Hogwarts...:twilightsmile::moustache:

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She had him in the briefcase!

The Man Mare with the Golden Gun

I for one am honored that ponies would go out of their way to write gripping romantic narratives about me."

"Well actually, you're not really that-" the snorkel stallion began. The rainbow stallion swiftly kicked him in the hoof.

You bite your tongue. Mayor Mare is wonderful.

Great read either way.

"Okay, raise a hoof if you'd totally bang Twilight if you could."

A short silence came over the courtroom as a few hooves shyly went up. Then another. And another. Then another group.

Soon, every hoof in the courtroom was up and waving. Twilight turned to Spike, who even raised a claw.

:rainbowlaugh:

If I was in that courtroom... I'd be obligated to raise my hand (hoof?).

Twilight, while you might be creeped out by the various stories (and believe me, there are way worse out there), that's all because you're a wonderful mare who has the power to grip the hearts of a lot of people. :twilightsmile:

"Bronies? This again?" she sighed while rubbing her temples. "Twilight, we went over this, this is covered under fair use."

Is it, though? Or is it just that Hasbro understands that taking legal action probably wouldn't be worth it, both monetarily and in terms of the ill will it would engender within one of their fan groups?

Wanderer D
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Vigilante propagandist... eh. I've been called worse.

Fun read, dude.

Well, at least she didn't find out about fimfiction. If that ever happens, there will be Tartarus to pay.

It’s beautiful

Emtu #48 · 1 week ago · · ·

Goddamnit, I knew this would be a feghoot.

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I'm not fully up to date on it, but from what I recall someone had the idea to set up a bookstore consisting of many of the physically published works in the fandom at Bronycon 2019 not long after it was announced to be the last Bronycon. Good to know they gathered enough steam to actually have one.


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Except, you know, not free free.

(Announcer voice) Buy yours now, with free shipping!*

*Shippingandhandlingisnotactuallyfree.We'retalkingaboutshippingponies.We'renotresponsibleforanyconfusion.

It's okay Twilight. I had to pull my submission because I never finished it. I am a lazy writer.

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