Dec
1st
2019
I just looked at the last time I posted a chapter for this thing, and was pretty surprised to see that the last time I posted something for it was about five months ago. Well, open up your ass cheeks ladies and gentlemen, because I'm gonna give you something even smaller than my cock, my (even smaller) self esteem, and my skill at humor (the smallest thing on this list): A rundown on why I've been gone. Okay maybe it's a bit bigger than those but whatever.
