A quick update · 9:35pm Sep 21st, 2019
I just looked at the last time I posted a chapter for this thing, and was pretty surprised to see that the last time I posted something for it was about five months ago. Well, open up your ass cheeks ladies and gentlemen, because I'm gonna give you something even smaller than my cock, my (even smaller) self esteem, and my skill at humor (the smallest thing on this list): A rundown on why I've been gone. Okay maybe it's a bit bigger than those but whatever.
TL;DR: I'm lazy. I don't break promises though, so I promise to get something out by Friday September 27th
Now if you want a slightly longer explanation, here it is. My grandma ended up in the hospital for a few days back in May (She's okay now.). Those days drained me enough that I only wanted to spend my free time pursuing other hobbies. I then lost track of time so bad that only now have I noticed the date.
Well, I guess I should try to fix that. For me, the best way to actually keep to this goal is to tell whoever the heck actually feels like following me on here. So I'll just say it now. I'll do my best to get a chapter out by this friday. At the time of posting, that is September 27th. I gotta shake the rust off anyway, since I may be doing some collab work with a friend some time soon.
Anyway, I tried to make this short. I'll see you guys on or before friday. God please help me.
Hey bruh your life comes first, if you gotta take personal time then you do you. Im excited for more chapters but only when you are good to write them.