Short Hand: Discord's Mistake 2

Twilight: "You can't do this! The power of love will overcome your hatred! You love us like... Like Juliet loved Hamlet!"

Discord!Shepherd: "My love is irrelevant and Juliet didn't love Hamlet! She loved Romeo!"

Pinkie: "Ohhh! Right! Hamlet loved Helen of Troy!"

Discord!Shepherd: Now annoyed "Now I-Nnnooo, Helen loved Paris, the Prince of the Trojans! Look I'm about to become a God and reshape all of reality in my image before I go take on the real thing and take over existence itself! At least try to greet your restructured reality with dignity by getting the story RIGHT!"

Twilight: IDEA! "Oh! The Prench city of lights and romance?"

Pinkie: "Who was offered a golden kumquat by the Goddess Hela?"

Shepherd: "Wha-NO! That's not how the story goes!"

Twilight: "No Pinkie! Hamlet fought against Napoleon and King Arthur for the Holy Grail!"

Fluttershy: "But it turns out Arthur was a girl the whole time and in love with George Washington!"

Discord!Shepherd: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ALL OF THAT WAS WRONG!"

Applejack: "Yeah Pinkie! Ya didn't even include Julius Caesar getting shot by Emperor Reagan and fighting Robo Stalin!"

Discord!Shepherd: "SERIOUSLY?!"

Comments

[Josiador]

This just sounds like the plot of Fate/Grand Order.

[Steakthedog]

All of that wrongness... BURN IT WITH FISSION BOMBS!!!!!

[Anar Isil]

Discord!Shepherd: "Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong."

Twilight: "Ooh, that's from 'The Last Jedi'!"

Discord!Shepherd: "You mangle all of those classic literature references, and get that right? Clearly, I screwed up at some point while educating you on human entertainment!"

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

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Discord!Shepherd: "And that's from The Great Muppet Caper! NOBODY LIKES THE LAST JEDI! People keep acting like they like it, but they DON'T! They do it to seem smug and superior!"

Twilight: "I do like it! It's... An effective deconstruction-"

Discord!Shepherd: "IT IS NOT! THAT'S WHAT STUPID PEOPLE THINK!"

[Jake The Army Guy]

Julius Caesar getting shot by Emperor Reagan and fighting Robo Stalin!"

I will fucking pay you to write this.

[FanOfMostEverything]

For there is one force in the universe stronger than love and friendship and the primordial chaos itself.

Pedantry.

[sykko]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thriller-a9gu5GIJGJ9du

[AnonponyDASHIE]

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I thought this exact thing.

[NachoTheBrony]

[FurryBrony]

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Now, it sounds like more events that happened during The Wedding Of River Song