UPDATE: Also lyrics

So. Been about a month. Time for an update!

I spent a bit of time after completing All These Midnight Days working on some side projects. Two have been published for different pairing contests around the site (Sun-nambula and Sunset Shimmer is Dating WHO!?), and Wanderer D's new Renaissance contest and that one Role Swap contest look exciting! So, I might consider tackling those as well.

While the next big project is pushing through some Legend of Trixie updates, I do have a bit of a nifty story to finish first. A story following the beginning of Queen Chrysalis' chance at parole and reformation! And it might even do some other stuff. Like make a new ship. Didn't think that'd be one of the first sequels to Anarchy, did ya?

But... I'm not that cruel. I shall share the opening lines from the Next Trixie Chapter! To whet your appetites! To encourage you to keep a lookout!

So. Been a while, Journal.

Long time.

How have you been?

Whole month and a half, gone by. Bet you’re wondering what I’ve been up to?

It wasn’t good. Like, at all. In fact, Trixie has been quite upset by everything that’s happened lately. You’d think I’d have learned how serious this all was when Hyneighria

Trixie doesn’t learn her lessons, Journal. And now I’ve broken the whole world. Two towns are gone because of me. Everything’s ruined.

Everything.

Yes, I mean it this time.

Where to begin?

... Actually, I might really be that cruel...

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But, while I'm working on those things... another Fimfic user asked for a Discord cover of Sympathy for the Devil.

And my brain went to work.

Enjoy:

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a creature of style and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole some ponies’ friendship an faith

And I was 'round when Nightmare Moon
Had her moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure Celestia
Had no choice, and sealed her fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around Manehattan
When I saw it was a time for a change
Turned the models into minotaurs
That Rarity screamed in vain

I rode a yak
Helped get Flutters back
In the Changeling lair
I guess others were there

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your Princesses
Fought for one decade
For the friends they made

I shouted out
Who partied with Pinkie?
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
It’s Discord! Draconequus!
And I laid traps for Cozy Glow
Wait, let’s change the subject now please

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every guard is a criminal
And all the Chaos, Fate
As heads is tails
Just call me Lord Discord
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politeness
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Aah yeah

Tell me baby, what's my name?
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name?
Tell me baby, what's my name?
I tell you one time, you're to blame

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?

Laters.

Comments

[applezombi]

I love it so much. This is wonderful and silly.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Wonderfully ominous glance at the journal. Looking forward to seeing how Trixie broke the world this time.

[Bookeater_otaku]

Oh yeeeeeah Trixie will be back!

[Nailah]

Very creative and fun.
*I need to actually start Legend of Trixie...*

[Midnight Dreamer]

I can't wait :D