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Super Trampoline


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  • 5 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 8 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

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May
1st
2021

OH SHIT OH FUCK LOOK WHAT'S BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! · 10:31pm May 1st, 2021

EDIT: it seems to now have two less upvotes and nine less downvotes than before. I wonder what would cause that like do banned accounts get their votes on stuff taken away?

E⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩
My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
Super Trampoline · 38k words  ·  226  2,674 · 8.8k views

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/268197/pleasedownvotethisstory

We are back in business baby!

Comments ( 16 )

I was wondering where that went :V

*checks*

Yup, I downvoted. I haven't even read it. Should I read it? It seems like something I should avoid without imbibing copious amounts of mind-expanding chemicals first.

congratulations to all involved

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The barcast has a good reading of about the first third on youtube.

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Same, and it's literally the only story I've bothered to downvote so far.

Well my downvote is preserved at least :derpytongue2:

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Have at least one good drink before attempting to read Super Trampoline stories, that's my recommendation.

Hell yeah. I was wondering what happened to this story. Happy to see it back.

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So... "Read Super Trampoline's stories. You'll need a strong drink.":trollestia:

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This gives me the idea to make the title of my neck shitfic literally a drink recipe lol

Something like:

The Super Trampoline: three parts rum, two parts piΓ±a colada mix, two parts ice, one part grenadine, blend well and serve with whipped cream, cherry, pineapple slice, and little umbrella on top

It’s not supposed to represent me or something it’s just a recipe I like to make slightly spruced up. I love my fruity drinks

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The final title:

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Oh god how long did it take you to make that

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Not long. It was, like, two lines of code to do.

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