State of the Writer, February 2021!

HAHAHA I JUST DID A DUMB THING :V

It's ironic, because that's about the fourth story I started this month and the first one I finished. :B Cashing in on hype with zero expectations of quality: the perfect way to be productive!

Also, it's a good time to remind everyone that Like a G5 is one of the best stories I ever wrote.

Anyway, about those other stories. We've got The Captain's Conundrum, two guesses as to what that one is.

We've got Aphroditus, which, uh... Is a serious story about Big Macintosh thinking about how great women are? c.c I'm not sure what it's about.

Last but probably least, we have Tall Sun Mommy, Please Step on Me, which is a shitfic like the one at the top of this blog, but sexy.^{[citation needed]}

Anyway, you can kinda tell where I ran out of ideas for G5 Too. It's not quite as good (or is that bad?) as it could have been. Remembering what is current-generation slang and then successfully mocking old people's inability to understand it is actually difficult! Who knew? :B

So maybe I'll get something else done next month! That'd be nice. I'm just going to spend the next two weeks grumpy, though. Be sure to lobby your Congresspersons to get rid of Daylight Savings Time and save me a month of annual hassle. :|

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[Ice Star]

But what if I wanna save all that daylight

[PresentPerfect]

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Then you want me to suffer ;_;

[Shakespearicles]

Whatever keeps the keyboard clacking.

[Ice Star]

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It is MINE you can't have it

[kits]

There is no way Tall Sun Mommy, Please Step on Me can be the least. The title alone makes this impossible.

[Chris]

Save the daylight! Vote Celestia 2024!

[iisaw]

Feel like dancing on the mass grave of the Art and Truth Committee, do you? Well, it's nice to get out and get some exercise, I suppose.

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Keep it where the sun doesn't... oh, wait.

[Ice Star]

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Bruh whatchu sayin about Princess Celestia's Prison Wallet? 👀

[iisaw]

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[OleGrayMane]

Also, it's a good time to remind everyone that Like a G5 is one of the best stories I ever wrote.

It is indeed. And beside the absolutely awesome last line, it contains this bit of truth from Celestia:

”So long as there are fanfiction writers, we'll live on in perpetuity, just... lessened.”

[PresentPerfect]

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Actually I was wrong, it was the show writers who lessened them in the end. :|

[OleGrayMane]

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As I was typing that, I thought to myself “If I call that out, I’m setting him up to say...” and I was right. Regardless, that was a funny line. The whole story was funny, even though I was unfamiliar with the source material for your pastiche of shows, likely meaning it wasn’t as funny to me as it was to most.

I’ll be 102 when My Extreme Pony: Battle Adventures finally airs so I’m pretty sure I won’t be watching.