• Member Since 3rd Sep, 2011
  • offline last seen 7 minutes ago

PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

E
Source

It's my birthday, and that means getting my very own motorcycle! But when the New Lunar Army attacks Ponyopolis, will me and my friends be enough to stop them? And what's that voice I keep hearing?

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 29 )

NOOOOO!

Fight the power, Twilight!

"We're with reality, ma'am." :rainbowlaugh:

This story is so disturbing because you know it's the truth.

Honestly, I would expect Applejack to be the one to transcend the generations. After all, she's done it before. A line from Hasbro and Hub about parts of the fandom still being butthurt about Twilacorn wouldn't have been out of place, either.

Or is chapter 3 actually G6? :ajsmug:

Azu

Okay, that was just great! :yay:

Well done, good sir. :moustache:

I nearly went on vacation laughing

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Haha, I just realized I forgot the most important part of this story! Last line of chapter 2!

3133390
Gotta be careful with that. Going on vacation is no laughing matter. :B

I've never before:

Understood the "Random" tag.

But now I do! :pinkiehappy:

Mike

What is this and why doesn't it have a [Comedy] tag :raritydespair:

And what happened to Rarity :raritydespair:

And don't you mean "General Killda's giant vacation robot"? :trixieshiftright:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3133859
This isn't funny, it's just what normally happens in Ponyopolis. And the first part is sad, Canterlot is falling down! And the last chapter is just unfortunate. Nope, no comedy here. :B

Oh lord, Trixiejack! :ajsmug: :trixieshiftleft:

That first chapter almost made me sad, and then I read the other chapters and felt like smiling again. So... was Twilight being taken to the reboot another part of Applejack's dream, then? She must be pretty imaginative for that to make it in.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3137330
Yes.

Or maybe...?

A bunch of guns pop out of the armor around my legs. This is so wicked.

Shouldn't these guns be invisible guns?

fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/361/f/e/Invisible_Guns_by_CrimsonFox36.jpg

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3147906
IS IT OBVIOUS I DIDN'T PUT TOO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS STORY

They're missile launchers for destroying robots, it's fine. :B

Well, that was something.

yes. yes it was.
Great and powerful apples is an interesting mix, but enjoyable all the same XD

At first I was like

but then I was like

but at the end I was

This story has changed my life.

I have the weirdest boner right now...

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3875439
Good, good... Let the poni flow through you...

...Well then. :rainbowlaugh:

I am literally in love with speculating on what future generations will be like, so this was a fun story - particularly the first chapter, but the other two were good as well. :twilightsmile:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

5115770
I am glad someone appreciated this. :D

5115952 Indeed. :twilightsmile:

...It also kind of inspired me, in beautiful, terrible ways: Link

You picked this for me to start my reviews with first on purpose, didn't you?

What the hell have I gotten myself into?

~Skeeter The Lurker

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

"Killda!" I scream to the sky. "You made my parents go on vacation! I'll make you go on vacation! Forever!"

I laughed harder at that line then I had any right to.

The part with the Fluttershy analogue summoning monster was brilliant, by the way. I can honestly see a bunch of corporate executives sitting down at a table to ask themselves "what do the kids today love?" and "how can we combine these things into a winning combination?"

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

7136760
Yes

YES

THIS GUY GETS IT

Also, that line is probably my favorite in the whole thing. :D

Gaze not into the abyss, young Apple, for it gladly shall consume thee whole. Leave such matters in the hooves of those who chose to surrender their sanity.

In all seriousness, this was by turns touching, discomforting, and enjoyably ridiculous. Especially since I can see it happening all too easily. Heck, My Little Pony has something of a track record in that regard, given how G1 went...

>4kids

Tag your fucking grimdark PP.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

It actually pains me that this has not come to pass. Not even a little.

Login or register to comment