You probably know how this sort of thing goes. There you are, mowing your grass on a day that can't decide whether to shine or drizzle on you, a few years and counting into your non-writing streak. Whatever thoughts you're having are at the expense of your lawnmower picking a fight with every passing tuffet and losing.
Just as alicorns descend upon parched wastelands bearing storms and seeds, so too do kindly translators upon my horsewords. Dark Country's received a Russian translation by the kind efforts of
A jolly update for folk who like either fanfic readings or The Motion of the Stars, and a downright rapturous one for folk who like both. My name is R has brought their vocal talent to bear on the story, complete with images and background music to help
CARABAS’ COMMON SENSE: So, a hypothetical conservation for you. CARABAS: Two lines in and we’ve already got fictional discourse nested in the initial fictional discourse. Gosh, I must just love to live dangerously.
I may be wrong, but my postulate is that a lack of Young Daring Do fiction causes it. Of course, I have no evidence for or against (postulate!), so I propose an experiment: write more fiction about Young Daring Do and see what happens (evidence!). From there we can refine the postulate into a theory.
5408281 Doesn't that sort of thing eventually get you visited by three angels? I've woes enough with this outgrowth without adding extra divine scrutiny on top.
Dunno. Never got visited by 'em myself (then again, I'm not Scrooge levels rich either, so maybe I'm not eligible). Fools rush in all the time, though.
That said, if you get a case of the angels, I recommend giving them a pin and some dancing shoes. Then sic some theologians on 'em. Works a treat, apparently.
One of us one of us
it even matches the angle! oh the huge manatee!
You might wanna have that looked at.
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One of us
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I begrudgingly give it credit for being a jaunty outgrowth.
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There are some things even the most refined of medical science finds itself helpless to act upon, save pointing and laughing.
I may be wrong, but my postulate is that a lack of Young Daring Do fiction causes it. Of course, I have no evidence for or against (postulate!), so I propose an experiment: write more fiction about Young Daring Do and see what happens (evidence!). From there we can refine the postulate into a theory.
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He is getting it looked at. That's what this blog is all about!
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I suspect an ulterior motive behind this theory, but I'll give it a shot.
I recommend a steady supply of humbugs.
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Doesn't that sort of thing eventually get you visited by three angels? I've woes enough with this outgrowth without adding extra divine scrutiny on top.
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Dunno. Never got visited by 'em myself (then again, I'm not Scrooge levels rich either, so maybe I'm not eligible). Fools rush in all the time, though.
That said, if you get a case of the angels, I recommend giving them a pin and some dancing shoes. Then sic some theologians on 'em. Works a treat, apparently.
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All my motives are ulterior! Even I don't know what they are!
Hats are in this season.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
What a festively fabulous Raricube!
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I suppose it's at least making Cubity symmetrical, now she's got both eyes partly obscured. Deid fashionable, probably.
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You're to blame for this. You set the example all year-round. What's that ever going to do but encourage the festivity.
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Frightfully festive to a fine degree.
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Heh, oh dear. Well, I'd guess it'll clear up in a month or so. Might as well enjoy the festivity while it's here. :D
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I'll do my stoic best to remain suitably jovial.
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That's the spirit! :D