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Dec
1st
2020

Set your calendars by it · 8:48pm Dec 1st, 2020

Oh god, there's a festive outgrowth coming out my head, why does this keep happening

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Comments ( 19 )

One of us one of us

it even matches the angle! oh the huge manatee!

You might wanna have that looked at.

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One of us

5408159
I begrudgingly give it credit for being a jaunty outgrowth.

5408163
There are some things even the most refined of medical science finds itself helpless to act upon, save pointing and laughing.

I may be wrong, but my postulate is that a lack of Young Daring Do fiction causes it. Of course, I have no evidence for or against (postulate!), so I propose an experiment: write more fiction about Young Daring Do and see what happens (evidence!). From there we can refine the postulate into a theory.:twilightsmile:

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He is getting it looked at. That's what this blog is all about!:trollestia:

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:trixieshiftright:

I suspect an ulterior motive behind this theory, but I'll give it a shot.

I recommend a steady supply of humbugs.

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Doesn't that sort of thing eventually get you visited by three angels? I've woes enough with this outgrowth without adding extra divine scrutiny on top.

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Dunno. Never got visited by 'em myself (then again, I'm not Scrooge levels rich either, so maybe I'm not eligible). Fools rush in all the time, though.

That said, if you get a case of the angels, I recommend giving them a pin and some dancing shoes. Then sic some theologians on 'em. Works a treat, apparently.

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All my motives are ulterior! Even I don't know what they are! :pinkiecrazy:

Hats are in this season.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

What a festively fabulous Raricube!

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I suppose it's at least making Cubity symmetrical, now she's got both eyes partly obscured. Deid fashionable, probably.

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You're to blame for this. You set the example all year-round. What's that ever going to do but encourage the festivity.

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Frightfully festive to a fine degree.

Heh, oh dear. Well, I'd guess it'll clear up in a month or so. Might as well enjoy the festivity while it's here. :D

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I'll do my stoic best to remain suitably jovial.

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That's the spirit! :D

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