Short Hand: Twilight and SCIENCE! · 2:56pm Aug 31st, 2020
Shepherd was peacefully sleeping in his bed, when he heard something. He slowly awoke, listening carefully. He heard magic being used, and felt his blankets being lifted away from his body. He stayed still. He heard the scribbling of a pen on notepaper... And he grimaces.
Shepherd: "... Twilight Sparkle."
Twilight: "EEP! Ah... Um... Yes Shepherd?"
Shepherd: "Please tell me this is a dream and you are not sneaking into my house to examine me in my sleep?"
Twilight: "Ummm... Yessssss?"
Shepherd: "You know, you could just ask me to examine me for science."
Twilight: "Well, this is in regards to a... Certain sample I wanted-"
Shepherd: "No."
Twilight: "Come on! It's for science!"
Shepherd: "No."
Twilight: "... What if I said... You could do anything you wanted to me? To... To let me get the sample?" Blush
Shepherd: Turns over in his sleep "Fluttershy is hotter than you, and Applejack has a rear end you can bounce a bit off. No thank you."
Twilight: "I can go get them if you'd like-?"
Shepherd: "OUT!"
The Next Day...
Shepherd sighs, and wakes up. He looks around. No pony has snuck into his room, again. He gets a shower, dressed, brushes his teeth, and ventures out for breakfast. No ponies in his house. He's just about to relax, when the doorbell rings.
Shepherd: "... Who is it?"
Twilight: "It's me! I need your help with an experiment, Shepherd!"
Shepherd: "No thank you!"
Twilight: "Please?"
Shepherd: "No. Go away."
He goes back to his breakfast. He hears Twilight teleport into his bedroom. He sighs and walks into the room, about to give her a piece of his mind.
Shepherd: "Now look Twilight! I'm not gonna... Gonna..."
A gorgeous, naked Indian woman with Twilight's hair, eyes and horn is sitting in his bed. She looks put out, but brightens when she sees Shepherd.
Twilight: "Oh! Hello Shepherd! See, I managed to cast the human transformation spell, but I'm not sure how well I did! Also I'm not entirely sure how to handle it-I fell over about five times getting over here!"
Shepherd: "... I uh... I can see why..."
Twilight: "So! Can you help me with how to handle a human form?"
Shepherd: "... I may have a few ideas."
Twilight: beams "Wonderful!"
Be sure test subjects are as informed as they can be without tainting the results of the experiment.
First of all, ouch dude, right to her face. Second, I guess some of us are more into kinky science geeks than others.
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I mean, she was in his house, about to strip him and collect samples against his will. At that point i don't think she really deserves polite lies.
Dare I ask WHY Twilight needs a sample of Shepherd’s semen?
Wow that was brutal.
+2 Renegade points
Savage Shepherd, savage.
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He's never in a good mood when he's sleep deprived.
On the other hand, it may drive Twilight to work out more and get into proper shape to entice him...
I'm guessing she had trouble with her balance because she gave herself HUGE mammaries. That's the picture I have in my mind, anyway. Mmmm...
Cute
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SCIENCE!