Someone please I am begging you write a dumb short quick shitfic with me, I really need to get my mojo back and also I’m sorry I have been avoiding handing out Preis money for the feghoot contest; i’m trying to make a few financial decisions r · 12:31pm Aug 23rd, 2020
Someone please I am begging you write a dumb short quick shitfic with me, like probably sometime in the next two or three or four or five days would be swell. I really need to get my mojo back and also I’m sorry I have been avoiding handing out Prize money for the feghoot contest; i’m trying to make a few financial decisions right now that will make things vastly easier for me in the long run
Anyway have a cute picture:
Source: https://derpibooru.org/images/2425531?q=artist%3Aimalou Artist is imalou, and I highly encourage you to check out some of their other wonderfully drawn cheerful pictures!
But seriously I’ve been avoiding my blog post notifications and they’re up to like 850 now.
Hope you are all doing all right. You always are free to vent to me if you aren’t. My phone number is in the bio.
Hey, hey, ST. Take it easy, my friend.
No need to beg others to write a story with you, that just makes you look a tad cray cray.
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No u :<
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Just giving a little friendly advice
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OK, well I do appreciate it, thank you. Real talk, I really do enjoy writing short silly collaborations with people and as far as I know have done more collaborations than any other author on this site.
Give me walrus
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NO!
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Lol
Quick question. 🦄 Introducing PonyText! 🐴 Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture of said character! 🐎 (Yes this is my own phone number and yes I’m okay with giving it out.) 🏇 Also, PLEASE DOWNVOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is a sequel. Should I read 🦄 Introducing PonyText! 🐴 Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture of said character! 🐎 (Yes this is my own phone number and yes I’m okay with giving it out.) 🏇 Also, PLEASE DOWNVOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first, or is it okay to start there?
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You can read them in either order. Time is an illusion
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*reads the chapters backwards*
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It’s not like it’s going to be that much worse.
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Latrans: I know what I'm getting into!
Narrator: He did not know what he was getting into.
You're such a wanker.
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Butt
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Jabba the
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Good luck!
And thanks for your continued concern for others even with your own difficulties. :)
I have a problem with my short fic ideas rapidly expanding their scope as soon as I start to write and never end up finished because the goal remains far ahead of where I’ve written so far no matter how fast I write. I can provide examples in a later comment if you’d like.
If you’re willing to put up with a git-based workflow, Pinkie Pie and the Quest for the Golden Toilet is the best candidate from my unfinished projects to be a collab shitfic. It’s more of a backroom than a house, but it is inspired by those dreams where you have to go to the bathroom and your house’s geometry is all wrong until you wake up and by wordplay on the titles of artwork by Marcel Duchamp.
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It is simultaneously its own sequel and its own prologue.
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I’m down. PM or text me.
Two free ideas for someone else to use (one idea for a shitfic and one for a serious story)
You would run away bawling like you just saw Circe the Sorceress of death if I invited you to help make this erotic satire I've got cooking up. It's about yr Oc, even.
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Throw me the Elevator pitch. Are we talking worse than Headless Rainbow?
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You know all those stupid little stories in which male characters like Spike get turned into sexy ladies and then they fuck a bunch of Zebras? And you know how I wrote interracial Zebra/Pony sex fics?
Well, to clear up a little lingering stage fright, if you will, I was gonna carelessly write a silly little indulgent sex comedy fic, limber up the old muscles.
The title should tell you all you need to know.
"Super Trampoline, the Big Titty Anthro Batpony GF, Gets Her Cheeks Clapped by Alsvid the Evil Dracobra Dickgirl Zebra's Monster Cock And Finds Out What a Mating Press is from Alsvid's Impossibly Hung old Zebra stallion Valet/Minion associate."
I was seized by an insane desire to see how you'd interpret my deeply sarcastic, self-aware sense of humor.
And also:
I figure either one out of two things will happen: you'll be grossed out and refuse in thundering offendedness that I would even THINK of that, or you'll make something out of this world Seriously, just do whatever you want if you decide to pitch in, as you can tell I'm literally just having fun with the idea.
What's a dracobra, you ask? They're from the furry fandom - a dragon/zebra hybrid that also has a hyper penis and balls and cums entire gallons at a time. They're magic, but they're only known power is to make their cock grow or contract at length and seemingly endless quantities of ejaculate.
I mean, I’m not sure how much I’ll be able to contribute, but I give you full permission to use my likeness in this as long as it’s consensual or RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink) and my character is in enjoying it. Go nuts, and search my stories for the word “super” or the self insert tag to get some more characterization.
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Lol I forgot to hit the reply button
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No pressure. Hell, you don't even have to write anything in it if you don't want to, you can just tell me what to do and ideas you have. I will send you the Gdocs for your approval.
I don't know how you feel about futanari or I would make your genderbent OC one too.
That way I can do shit like:
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Lol go for it. Make this shit queer as fuck