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Andrew Joshua Talon


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Feb
26th
2020

The Stars Revolt: Bouncing Baby 1 · 5:06pm Feb 26th, 2020

Andrew Shepherd, the only human in Equestria, was sitting at an outdoor cafe waiting for his marefriend to trot up. And trot up she did, looking nervous and anxious and worried.

Shepherd: "Hm? Twilight, what's wrong?"

Twilight: "Um... Er... Remember when I said that our species were incompatible and we couldn't conceive?"

Shepherd: "... Yes?"

Twilight: "Right, right... Um... Well... You see, science is often all about finding the wrong answers, before we find the right answers..."

Shepherd: "Uh huh...?"

Twilight: "And the right answer here, in this case, was... Um... Well... I do not know anything about human and equine reproduction... Because um... As it turns out... I was wrong."

Shepherd: *Blink*

Twilight: "... By which I mean... Um... I'm pregnant."

Shepherd: *Blink blink*

Twilight: "... With your child."

Shepherd: *blink blink blink*

Twilight: "... S-Say something!"

Shepherd: "..." *Hugs her* "I am... So incredibly happy."

Twilight: "R-Really?!"

Shepherd: "Yes..." *And he passes out, slamming onto the table and crushing it underneath him as he lays there, unconscious*

Waiter: "Oh dear!"

Twilight: "Uh, I'll pay for the damage-!"

Waiter: "Oh no worries, Your Highness! Also, congratulations!"

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To be continued...

Comments ( 13 )

Magic cares not for your incompatible genomes. Magic does whatever she wants.

Comment posted by Grahf deleted Feb 26th, 2020

I sense death approaching in the next installment

Hmm? Lets wait for another mini story chapter.

Cadance forgot to tell Twilight about Lovechildren didn’t she. Sorry, but if true love can produce magical lesbian babies it can definitely get you pony human hybrids.

Andrew is a Bard, isn't he?

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This is what I keep saying whenever someone whines about hybrid fankids. That goes double if any dragon characters are involved.

I wonder what this... child/pony is going to look like...

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Magic: For when you just need to sweep such pesky things such as logic, physics or biology under a carpet.

And this is how anthro ponies are made.

“....your...pregnant?”

“Yes...are you mad?”

“Mad? Wait-why on earth would I be mad?!”

“Because I told you we would be fine.”

“Twilight, I couldn’t be happier, the...the...thuhhhhhhhh-“

“Andrew, you okay?”

“.....Twilight...have you told this to the girls?”

“No, they don’t know.”

“Then that means they don’t know we are genetically viable.”

“No-oh! Ohhhhhhhh. You should run.”

“...don’t tell me, angry mob of family members?”

“Yeah.”

“Your brother with them?”

“Right in front, yeah.”

“Gotta go.”

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That goes double if any dragon characters are involved.

This was a thing in D&D because of shapeshifting, so it's really the changelings that this doubling applies to as far as this fandom is concerned.

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