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Jul
15th
2019

Adjective - ARCHAIC - 1. full of danger or uncertainty; precarious. · 5:53pm Jul 15th, 2019

Because sometimes your Muse demands Luna beating the bejesus out of a sea monster.

If you're one of those easily-pleased souls who reckon the above's not the worst idea for a story there ever was, and fancy a wee glance at Luna shortly after her return to Equestria, consider giving it a gander. :twilightsmile:

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Because sometimes your Muse demands Luna beating the bejesus out of a sea monster.

...I mean, whose doesn't?

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“Sing, O muse, of the rage of Celestia, best Princess, and how she totally once fucked up Godzilla's day, it was rad as hell.”

― Homer, probably

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...I really want to write this now.

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Homer cheering on princess/Godzilla fights is something this site needs more of.

This sounds dope.

Sometimes, it just doesn't pay for a sea monster to get up in the early part of the millenia....

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Thank you! Dopeness was strived for, and hopefully attained.

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Get up and lay waste to Equestria, they said. It's not as protected as it once was, they said. Bah. Pony princesses are just unfair. A outbreak of republicanism when.

Related to "perilous", presumably.

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Archaic form thereof, I'd reckon.

I see your muse is an entity of taste. Bowing to her demands is wise and just and I can only approve of that course of action. Also, we got a new story, :yay:

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From the same all-wise Muse who perked her tipsy head up and drooled ideas such as 'What if, what if all the politicians, but arguing' and 'Rarari ... raritar ... Clothes-Horse fucks up the timeline'. Truly my Muse's judgement is an august and sensible one.

Ah, verrily do I delight when deeds of valor are told of Moon Horse whackething the fewmets out of some benighted shuggoth or other! Forsooth... and such. :trollestia:

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You and Luna are of a like mind. She too loves tales of valour wherein shoggoths geteth their fewmets whackethed and then some. :pinkiehappy:

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Absolutely, as long as we are talking about Mr. Simpson.

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It is, without a doubt. Great muse, wonderful drinking companion, can hold her liquor too.

Gandered at and found good. :)

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Oh, he'd do as well. :raritywink:

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'Can hold her liquor' is a odd take on "An', an' then, an' then like, Dishcord, and Troublehshoesh, I mean shoesh, I mean him, they're in looove, caushe, like, hurk, oh god, m' going to—"

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Glad it was found so! :twilightsmile:

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