More Pony Story Reviews Part 11: Electric Scootaloo · 12:30am Jul 3rd, 2019
Jesus fucking christ we're all going to die. Anyway, more story reviews in this mad world full of grief and suffering
What the actual fuck? The Doctor did not deserve me dragging him into this. Why do I write such shit? 2/10
Lol, I was really starting to get desperate as far as story ideas go. Plus I desecrated one of Skywriter's beloved OCs. But lots of cocaine is involved, so that's a plus.
Another dark random comedy of mine, one which is has a strangely high rating for a shitfic. Still, this was one of my low periods as far as good writing goes. 3/10
2017 was the year I went to way too many fucking cons. Oh well, YOLO. Anyway, I wrote this at Nightmare Nights, Dallas, Texas. Texas has really fucking stupid liquor laws, so I was unable to get anywhere as near as fucked up as I had hoped to get. Anyway, this story involves best edge pony Tempest Shadow, and is kind of okay? 5/10
Oh hey, my first romantic comedy in a while. And it's really really good, in my opinion! Despite not containing a single expletive, this edges extremely close to needing the "Mature" tag. But it's good to go for this collection, baby! 10/10
Haha people fucking hated this and all its nonsensical links. I fucking love it. And as a book, I can actually fuck with the Choose-your-own-adventure formatting even more. 8/10
Man another shitfic I remember extremely little about. I really gotta stop writing all these shitfics. 1/10
Gee, Super, why are you writing so much crap? Could it be d e p r e s s i o n ? Probably. Anyway I'll have to reread this one to decide if having a look into the sad state of my mind is worth inclusion into this collection. 5/10.
Another shitfic, but it's a better shitfic. Not the first and not the last time Jesus shows up in one of my stories either. 6/10
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TBH this is a god damn masterpiece and y'all are philistines for not adoring it. Alas, it's rated mature and also not finished, so 0/10
As one of the premier advocates for, consumers
and sellerof mind-altering drugs within the pony writing community, I feel obliged to include this story, even if when I tried to do DMT myself, I coughed and flooded the bong, wasting $40. 8/10Oh hey, it's my most popular story ever, which sat at the top of the feature box for three days, and which despite being released in a time of declining viewers, still is almost at 500 upvotes and will probably reach that mark by BronyCon. And it's a damn good comedy I actually put a lot of work into and am legitimately proud of. And it inspired the whole feghoot contest thing in the first place. And proof that I can still occasionally write good shit if I put my head to it. 11/10
So yeah. There's some more stories. I'm still fucked as far as getting a book off to the printers by the 7th, but the good news is that I'm hopefully picking up some more Adderall tomorrow, so I can stay up late working on getting a book together if needed.