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More Pony Story Reviews Part 11: Electric Scootaloo · 12:30am Jul 3rd, 2019

Jesus fucking christ we're all going to die. Anyway, more story reviews in this mad world full of grief and suffering

  1. TCHICKADEE ATTACK!!!
    Rainbow Dash has a prophetic dream about chickadees. It's all rather stupid though. A 50 minute story. Also, Gallifreyan technology and prime numbers and dumb jokes appear. Story 4 of Doubleshotober.
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  7  7 · 494 views

    What the actual fuck? The Doctor did not deserve me dragging him into this. Why do I write such shit? 2/10

  2. TPinkie Pie's Coke Dealer Gets Stiffed
    Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs. And also interspecies breeding.
    Super Trampoline · 1.3k words  ·  9  10 · 816 views

    Lol, I was really starting to get desperate as far as story ideas go. Plus I desecrated one of Skywriter's beloved OCs. But lots of cocaine is involved, so that's a plus.

  3. TBabs Seed Steals A Disco Ball and Turns Into Nightmare Shears
    Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom the Manehattan CMC's sick new clubhouse. Too bad she's crazy.
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  15  4 · 620 views

    Another dark random comedy of mine, one which is has a strangely high rating for a shitfic. Still, this was one of my low periods as far as good writing goes. 3/10

  4. TTempest Shadow and the Legend of the Alchoholic Bread
    Tempest Shadow divulges the true reason she lost her horn. A Nightmare Nights Dallas slightly drunk fic. Also, Javert from Les Mis shows up
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  13  7 · 332 views

    2017 was the year I went to way too many fucking cons. Oh well, YOLO. Anyway, I wrote this at Nightmare Nights, Dallas, Texas. Texas has really fucking stupid liquor laws, so I was unable to get anywhere as near as fucked up as I had hoped to get. Anyway, this story involves best edge pony Tempest Shadow, and is kind of okay? 5/10

  5. TTrixie and Starlight Do the Kiss
    Lips collide and hearts ignite and uh... other areas moisten, when love is in the air.
    Super Trampoline · 1.3k words  ·  65  15 · 3.6k views

    Oh hey, my first romantic comedy in a while. And it's really really good, in my opinion! Despite not containing a single expletive, this edges extremely close to needing the "Mature" tag. But it's good to go for this collection, baby! 10/10

  6. TWhere Are My Beans?! (An Interactive Story)
    Sunset Shimmer has lost her beans! Can you help her find them?
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  16  30 · 1.1k views

    Haha people fucking hated this and all its nonsensical links. I fucking love it. And as a book, I can actually fuck with the Choose-your-own-adventure formatting even more. 8/10

  7. TMy Christmas Gift to You Is A Crappy Story: The Girls Go to the Beach
    Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Tempest Shadow, and Twilight Sparkle find themselves trapped in a Super Trampoline story. So they decide to visit the beach.
    Super Trampoline · 1000 words  ·  10  7 · 849 views

    Man another shitfic I remember extremely little about. I really gotta stop writing all these shitfics. 1/10

  8. THello, My Name Is Super Trampoline, and I’m a Depressed Bat Pony.
    This is a journal entry for one Super Trampoline. It isn't particularly pretty.
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  13  8 · 399 views

    Gee, Super, why are you writing so much crap? Could it be d e p r e s s i o n ? Probably. Anyway I'll have to reread this one to decide if having a look into the sad state of my mind is worth inclusion into this collection. 5/10.

  9. TNew Story
    This is a new story about new things. I wrote it in under an hour. I new I could do it. UPDATE: I only wrote the first two chapters in under an hour. The rest I wrote today. Now you new. Jesus shows up but you can't tag the Bible as a series.
    Super Trampoline · 1k words  ·  19  13 · 528 views

    Another shitfic, but it's a better shitfic. Not the first and not the last time Jesus shows up in one of my stories either. 6/10

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    TBH this is a god damn masterpiece and y'all are philistines for not adoring it. Alas, it's rated mature and also not finished, so 0/10

  11. TTwilight Sparkle Smokes DMT
    Humans don't have (as much) magic as ponies, so they get their psychedelic kicks in... other ways. Fluttershy's friend Tree Hugger has procured a substantial amount of one such way of getting one's kicks. Twilight's about to blast off.
    Super Trampoline · 1.7k words  ·  26  5 · 1.1k views

    As one of the premier advocates for, consumers and seller of mind-altering drugs within the pony writing community, I feel obliged to include this story, even if when I tried to do DMT myself, I coughed and flooded the bong, wasting $40. :facehoof: 8/10

  12. TGee, Tempest, Why Are You So Tall?
    Twilight's been meaning to ask.
    Super Trampoline · 3.4k words  ·  556  65 · 9.1k views

    Oh hey, it's my most popular story ever, which sat at the top of the feature box for three days, and which despite being released in a time of declining viewers, still is almost at 500 upvotes and will probably reach that mark by BronyCon. And it's a damn good comedy I actually put a lot of work into and am legitimately proud of. And it inspired the whole feghoot contest thing in the first place. And proof that I can still occasionally write good shit if I put my head to it. 11/10

So yeah. There's some more stories. I'm still fucked as far as getting a book off to the printers by the 7th, but the good news is that I'm hopefully picking up some more Adderall tomorrow, so I can stay up late working on getting a book together if needed.

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