Story Retrospective Part Six!

You know the drill. Looking back on me old stories to decide what goes in the anthology I should have been formatting a month ago. Lol oops. Anywayssss

1. TSuper's Super Short User-Suggested Stories, Plus Any Other Random Stuff Too Short For Separate Publication

   • MLP: FiM
   • Comedy
   • Random
   • Slice of Life

   A prompt-driven collection of <1000 word stories, driven entirely by prompts given in the comments that drive the story that is written based on prompts in the comments of the story that is written based on prompts in the comments of the story.

   • Mayor Mare
   • Nightmare Moon
   • Main 6
   • CMCs

   Super Trampoline · 1.6k words  ·  21  3 · 1.4k views

   Oh snap, the shitposts are starting to come inside Rainbow Dash fast and hard. What the fuck do I do with this? The odds that I'll publish at least one short story within it? 8/10. The odds I'll publish more than half the stories here? 2/10

2. TFirst a Bunch of Ugly Shape-Shifting Bugs Invade Canterlot and You Reveal You're Actually a Changeling. Then a Bugbear Attacks Ponyville and You Confess Your Real Name Isn't Even "Bon Bon"! Is There Anything Else I Should Know?

   • MLP: FiM
   • Romance
   • Comedy

   Bon Bon has been not entirely truthful over the years with her "Best Friend" Lyra, who finally she demands she come completely clean. Some of the secrets aired are mundane at best. But others? Well, you'll just have to read the story, won't you?

   • Lyra
   • Bon-Bon

   Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  242  19 · 4k views

   Ahh, a classic Super Trampoline comedy: Super long title, super short story. But it was a hit! Having it a sequel to my (now second) most popular story probably helped. Anyway, regardless of whether this is good or bad, it definitely belongs in the collection. 10/10

3. [Adult story embed hidden]

   Another story that got me in trouble with the mods, not because of the content, but because apparently you're only allowed to publish complete choose your own adventure stories. So I had to really dial down that aspect of this sophomoric, not particularly clever deconstruction of humans in equestria where everypony's horny stories. I really should finish it; it has its moments. But it's rated mature, so for our purposes right now, 0/10

4. TTwilight Sparkle Drinks Tea

   • MLP: FiM
   • Dark
   • Random
   • Tragedy

   Twilight Sparkle drinks tea, but feels deeply uncomfortable. Then other things happen, including sun spots and thimbles. And ants.

   • Gore
   • Alt. Universe
   • Twilight
   • Apple Bloom

   Super Trampoline · 1k words  ·  17  7 · 549 views

   Critics are divided, but I think this is one of my best random stories. Yes, it's random as heck, but all the elements are connected by fridge logic and chekov's brick jokes. Definitely including this one 10/10

5. TRainbow Dash Pushes Tea

   • MLP: FiM
   • Random

   Rainbow Dash is in cloud jail for blowing up the weather factory. That doesn't mean she can't run a bustling drug empire though. Except it does. Expect mangoes, crawdads, coat hangers, paper towel rolls, and retcons. And office furniture rentals.

   • Alt. Universe
   • Twilight
   • Rainbow Dash

   Super Trampoline · 1000 words  ·  12  4 · 417 views

   Alas, lightning couldn't strike the same place twice, or whatever the idiom is. This story still isn't finished. I should fix that. But as far as sequels go, it's vastly inferior to the original. 0/10.

6. EAPPLEJACK CELEBRATES INTERDIMENSIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY

   • MLP: FiM
   • Comedy
   • Tragedy

   OCTOBER 22ND IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY ON THE PLANET EARTH. BUT IT IS ALSO CAPS LOCK DAY ON ANOTHER PLANET, EQUIS. MOST PONIES DON'T CELEBRATE IT, BUT MOST PONIES AREN'T NAMED APPLEJACK. JOIN APPLEJACK AS SHE CELEBRATES THE BEST OF HOLIDAYS!

   • Applejack
   • Other

   Super Trampoline · 236 words  ·  49  4 · 1.3k views

   Oh hey, yet another one of my stories that THE MAN (Meeester) made me modify. But in book form, I can print this in ALL CAPS GOODNESS! 9/10, if only to stick it to the man.

7. ECadance in Eb Aeolian

   • MLP: FiM
   • Slice of Life

   Discord can't sleep. So he's going to make sure Cadance can't either. That's what friends do, right?

   • Discord
   • Cadance

   Super Trampoline · 1.3k words  ·  67  2 · 1.7k views

   Named after the mature comedy-turned tragic character deconstruction that first made me realize how mentally fucked up Shining Armor and Cadance would have been after the Chrysalis affair, not much happens in this story, but perhaps because of that, it remains one of my highest rated ones? I guess I should include it then? 7/10?

8. ETwilight Sparkle Brushes her Teeth

   • MLP: FiM
   • Comedy
   • Slice of Life

   Twilight Sparkle brushes her teeth. Did you not get that from the title? She thinks about some stuff too.

   • Twilight

   Super Trampoline · 1.2k words  ·  12  1 · 749 views

   God, I was still fucking trying to run a Patreon at this point. I really gotta go back and remove those patreon thank yous, considering it's been 4 years since I've pushed a pledge thing through and no one even patronizes me anymore. I really don't know what I was thinking. Anyway, about all I remember about this is it being surreal. But noteworthy? Not really. 3/10

9. EPie of a Category 19 Storm

   • MLP: FiM
   • Random

   Pinkie Pie romps through 19 different categories of short story in search of a satisfactory hayburger.

   • Pinkie

   Super Trampoline · 1000 words  ·  58  2 · 1.1k views

   This was a time period when Meeester and the other mods were reaaally crimping my creative style. I wrote this one to celebrate the new tags. I think I'd like to include it as the nice variety pack that it is. 8/10

10. EStuff That Happened In Twilight Sparkle's Old Home

    • MLP: FiM
    • Random
    • Slice of Life

    In the first time since the last time somepony wrote about the Velvet residence, read interesting anecdotes about what went down here, except since I'm the author, don't expect anything particularly long or in depth. Do expect pies, though.

    • Second Person
    • Twilight
    • Other

    Super Trampoline · 1.3k words  ·  11  4 · 325 views

    At this point the shitfics are losing their comedy aspects and increasingly being random pieces of crap. This random piece of crap I haven't even bothered to finish. Oh, and at the time there was a weird bug where if you edited the story on mobile, it would change the long description to your user name. Oops. 0/10

11. EStory Written By Pink Horse

    • MLP: FiM
    • Random

    Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Super is AFK, so we gonna PARTAY! WOO! It's my time to shine, sugar!

    • Human
    • Pinkie

    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  10  1 · 415 views

    I love Pinkie Pie as much as and probably more than the next guy, but do I really need this story (which AGAIN had meeester riding my ass for having an overly-long-title, which wasn't even that long) in the collection? I dunno, I'll reread it I guess. 5/10

12. TSpoilers

    • MLP: FiM
    • Comedy

    Pinkie Pie really wishes Cadance would stop telling her increasingly hard-to-keep secrets.

    • Sex
    • Pinkie
    • Cadance

    Super Trampoline · 1.7k words  ·  83  13 · 2.3k views

    Remember when Flurry Heart was relevant? Very Early 2016 remembers. Sadly, one of my last random comedies where the comedy comes first and the random comes second. Was a minor hit. I should probably include it. 9/10

So hey, I have a lot of stories, eh? And according to RBDash47's survey everypony and their mother filled out, a few of you actually would like to own them in print form. How bizarre! Anyway, he also reminding me that I have about 2 weeks to get said book off to the printers. Fuck. Next week is going to be hell, and I'm going to be out of ADHD meds. Because I still can't get myself to finish refiling my taxes so that I can finish applying to MediCal and get insurance again so I can afford to see the psychiatrist so I can afford to refill my meds. Oops. HAHAHA I'm fucked.

Comments

[PiMan]

Number 2 is your magnum opus (so far).

[PresentPerfect]

A Super Trampoline story with zero downvotes. :O Amazing.

[Super Trampoline]

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Right? I have 11 stories with only one downvote, but that remains the sole unsoiled story.