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Looking Back on My Stories: Part Four · 10:07pm Jun 18th, 2019

Buckle up fuckers, we got a lot of pony words to get through, and not a lot of time. Speaking of time, it's time for part four, baby, with a specific eye for how likely they are to end up in my anthology (with some editing probably).
And speaking of kickass music, here's a playlist of the Aquabats' top tracks for you to listen to. I'm listening to it while writing this. Fuck yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqLz6LqMsU&list=PL9Ag8YH2L909481gbaM1lYn9S-0VfkX9g

  1. [Adult story embed hidden]

    Oh hey, my first Mature story that didn't suck. People really liked it. I've always been good at poetry, though I rarely write it these days. Can't include it in my anthology though, so 0/10

  2. ETwilight Sparkle and the Nothingness at the End of the Universe
    A fling for the ages, a romance for the aeons, a love that lasts forever: it's the end of the universe, and Twilight is getting married.
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  38  4 · 1.4k views

    Oh hey, I guess in a way this was my first feghoot. An odd story to be sure, but while I'll need to reread it to be sure, I'm pretty sure I want to include it. 8/10

  3. [Adult story embed hidden]

    This remains one of my highest rated stories. And also remains unfinished. I should fix that. Again, mature, so no includo. 0/10

  4. ELyra Visits Bon Bon in Jail
    After Bon Bon reveals some ...rather unsettling information, she gets thrown in jail. Lyra pays her a visit. Too bad they won't let her post bail.
    Super Trampoline · 1.8k words  ·  428  14 · 7.6k views

    Remember when FimFiction let you do entire stories in colored text? I remember. Does that make me an oldhead? Anyway this was a surprise hit, and was until Gee Tempest, Why Are You So Tall?, my most popular story. Still is my highest rated story by Fimfiction's ranking formula's standards. 10/10, although it won't be in color in this printing unfortunately, in order to keep costs low.

  5. EBehind Blue Eyes
    Luna's last letter let her let her love-laden lamentations live.
    Super Trampoline · 1.2k words  ·  81  4 · 2.4k views

    Another very highly rated story of mine. It's not particularly deep, but I think it's well done, and a good example of cool formatting stuff you can do on FimFiction. I foresee that being a pain in the ass to replicate when it comes to getting this formatted for printing (Which again, I should have been doing a month ago, but here we are).Also one of my man song-inspired stories. 9/10

  6. EStone Onion
    What’s it like to be trapped in stone? Well, buckle up, because you're about to have a heart-to-heart with the king of chaos himself, and it ain’t pretty.
    Super Trampoline · 1.5k words  ·  39  5 · 1.8k views

    Another experiment in formatting. Interesting concept, not perhaps a particularly significant story though. 3/10

  7. EPinkie Pie Talks to Ponies
    Believe it or not, sometimes Ponyville has normal days. On those days, Pinkie talks to ponies. Because while she might know everypony in Ponyville, does she really know them on a personal level? No? That won't do. So she talks to ponies.
    Super Trampoline · 1.9k words  ·  15  1 · 934 views

    Uhhhhhh I don't know what to do with this one> Also written before the ban of "over"use of colored text, it wouldn't translate well to black and white. 2/10.

  8. TLong Game
    I know you'll win this time, Cadance. I don't really care. I don't even care what happens to my pet Chrysalis. You see, I'm just in this round for kicks. I play a long, long game.
    Super Trampoline · 1.8k words  ·  37  5 · 1.7k views

    I thought this story was decent, though some other people didn't. Is it some of my best work? Not really. Also it's just kind of depressing, and I don't really feel like that's what people want to read if they buy my book. 4/10

  9. EThese Are the Days of Our Lives
    When you've built your life around crusading, how do you live when the war's called off?
    Super Trampoline · 1.6k words  ·  37  1 · 1.2k views

    I used to write a lot of stories inspired by changelings and about songs. Wait, other way around. Inspired by songs and about changelings. But this is one of only... oh never mind I've written three stories where both catagories apply. Anyway, I think this is a good story, and it's got pretty good reviews. Will be interesting to see what PaulAsaran thinks of it, since he just added it to his "Now reading" folder. Anyway, I haven't really written any changeling stories since they became gay fairy mooses who generate free energy. 8/10

  10. EHungry
    Join US ponies. Please. Bitter hunger never sleeps.
    Super Trampoline · 1.2k words  ·  22  6 · 1.3k views

    Another cool dark story of mine that people were divided on. I think it was neat, and I'm the boss, right? We'll see, but right now I'm giving this a 6/10.

  11. EFamous Last Words
    A Double Feature: in the first, Daring Do looks back on her life with regret. In the second, ponies play Jeopardy, or so it seems.
    Super Trampoline · 1.5k words  ·  12  2 · 622 views

    Remember when I actually managed to submit entries to the WriteOff? Oldheads remember. Although the first of this double feature got an honorable mention in the writeoff I think, these are on the whole nothingburgers. 2/10

  12. EPinkie Pie Tries and Fails to Get Free Donuts at Krispy Kreme For International Talk Like a Pirate Day
    Pinkie somehow knows that there are free donuts to be had in the human world, and convinces Twilight Sparkle to send her there. It goes downhill after that.
    Super Trampoline · 1.7k words  ·  19  2 · 780 views

    Maybe this September 19th will be the September 19th I actually update this fucking thing. It's only been 5 years. Until then, 0/10.

And that's the fourth batch. What do you think of them, readers? Seriously, feedback is appreciated!

Comments ( 8 )
PresentPerfect
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It's interesting to see what of yours is rated what. It's not all red bars!

I've always viewed your stories as a sparkler in a fireworks factory. You're not positive on what's going to happen or which way it's going to go, but it's going to be fun, and you want some friends along to watch. :heart:

5076456
Right? Once upon a time I wrote more than just shitfics and the occasional comedy. Oh, those were the halcyon days.

5076461
Big Mood. Also, I’m paying for your meal sometime during BronyCon.

Wait is he leaving the site?

5077400
No, I’m going to have a short story anthology at the Golden Oaks Library at BronyCon and I need to decide which of my stories to include. I’m doing what I should have been doing a month ago.

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