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Ask Me Anything! · 6:57am May 26th, 2019

I’m a narcissistic fuckface who hasn’t written a good story in years. Give me the attention I desperately crave by asking me anything!

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Favorite food?

In your preferred ideal existence, what would you like to have happen to you after death?

What makes you happy?

What's something you strongly believe in?

What fandoms have you been a part of over the years?

If no matter what job you did, you would get sufficient income to support yourself (plus family/whatever lifestyle you want), what would your ideal career be?

If you could live anywhere on planet earth for one year (not in the United States), where would you like to live?

What fantasy creature would you like to be able to transform into at will?

It was a burrito from the White Boy Tacos food cart in downtown LA, but he’s currently on hiatus.

Uh, I had Korean BBQ a few days ago and that’s pretty fucking great.

What would you do if you woke up from your own life with a VR headset strapped to your face?


(Isn’t that the plot of Pony Me or something?)


Definitely not collecting human reactions to the scenario or anything...

Get ported to a simulator where I could create whatever reality I wanted but uhhh also I guess still interact with other people somehow?

Helping other people and reducing suffering in the world (via intersectional socialism), friends, making and listening to music, pony, drugs, masturbating although it’s a very hollow happiness, actually accomplishing shit, memes and shitposting


I was into Pokémon when I was younger and went through a Powerpuff Girls phase, but Pony is the first and only fandom I’ve really been a part of.
Wait that’s not true I used to be super in roller coasters and spent hours on the CoasterBuzz forums each day.

Professional shitposter
Or maybe governor of California

Somewhere in China. I’ve wanted to visit for a while but need to learn the language first.

Does transforming into a pony mean I get to visit Equestria? And bang Pinkie Pie

how was everfree??:pinkiehappy:

Author Interviewer

Laurel or Yanny?

Best MLP Villain song?

I’ll let Moviemaster8510 answer that!

ELaurel and Yanny's Crafts Store
Best friends Laurel and Yanny finally realize their dream of opening up their business in Ponyville... at least they would if ponies would stop mishearing their names.
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This Day Aria, which happens to also be the best song in the entire show.

What sort of Socialist are you? Are you the let's-give-everything-we-own-to-the-State sort, the let's-give-people-free-stuff sort or the let-the workers-own-the-factories sort?

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...Oh my god, if they're not making black/gold/blue dresses I will shit.

Somewhere between those. I’m a non-denominational Socialist, and member of SPUSA (Socialist Party USA) and am IRL friends with the 2016 Socialist Party presidental candidate. We’re a multitendancy Party. I have good friends who are Tankies and good friends who are AnComs and good friends who are SocDems. I’ll work with any decent leftist to bring about socialism.

How do you define Socialism? What would it look like?

When workers own the means of production.

Not really a question, but a great meme. My top three Democratic choices:

  1. Bernie Sanders
  2. Mike Gravel
  3. Tulsi Gabbard
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