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Pineta


Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

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  • 3 weeks
    Eclipse 2024

    Best of luck to everyone chasing the solar eclipse tomorrow. I hope the weather behaves. If you are close to the line of totality, it is definitely worth making the effort to get there. I blogged about how awesome it was back in 2017 (see: Pre-Eclipse Post, Post-Eclipse

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  • 11 weeks
    End of the Universe

    I am working to finish Infinite Imponability Drive as soon as I can. Unfortunately the last two weeks have been so crazy that it’s been hard to set aside more than a few hours to do any writing…

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  • 14 weeks
    Imponable Update

    Work on Infinite Imponability Drive continues. I aim to get another chapter up by next weekend. Thank you to everyone who left comments. Sorry I have not been very responsive. I got sidetracked for the last two weeks preparing a talk for the ATOM society on Particle Detectors for the LHC and Beyond, which took rather more of my time than I

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  • 15 weeks
    Imponable Interlude

    Everything is beautiful now that we have our first rainbow of the season.

    What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion?

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  • 17 weeks
    Quantum Decoherence

    Happy end-of-2023 everyone.

    I just posted a new story.

    EInfinite Imponability Drive
    In an infinitely improbable set of events, Twilight Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, and other ponies of all generations meet at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe.
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    This is one of the craziest things that I have ever tried to write and is a consequence of me having rather more unstructured free time than usual for the last week.

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Mar
17th
2019

Polar Vortex · 11:36pm Mar 17th, 2019

Preparing for my next story. Tell me, dear readers, what do you think the Polar Vortex is in Equestria?

1. A band of westerly wind that swirls around 50km above the polar cap during summer months. Usually stable, but can be disturbed by disruptive weather created by inexperienced weather ponies, with unforeseen consequences?

2. A variable high latitude jet stream that meanders around Northern Equestria, around 10km high, maintained by a dedicated Pegasus pilot navigation team?

3. An extreme weather event created by a crazy goat-like creature and a rebel unicorn, threatening the safety of ponies and hippogriffs?

4. A sub-species of ursa major that spends most of its time asleep in ice caves, and is best not disturbed as they get really cranky when woken up?

5. The name of a pegasus mare from Cloudsdale, who works in the weather factory strategic planning office by day, while enjoying singing with her friends in a folk music group in the evenings?

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Comments ( 16 )

Maybe 5, who as an agent of SMILE, is to try and prevent 1?:derpytongue2:

Can it be all of the above?

5029505
Indeed it can. These definitions are not mutually exclusive.

6. A hexagon. Nopony's quite sure why it's a hexagon, but it might be something to do with standing waves or something.

It's quite obviously #1. Partly just because the Wendigoes are gosh dang cool...

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In that case I'm going to go with this option.

Definitely going with 5, though that doesn't rule out any other possibilities. I especially like the idea of pegasi using experience on 2 as a form of bragging rights.

It's 4, but 5 leads to a lot of confusion and bedlam in the ensuing disaster.

#1, mostly. I immediately thought of a place where windigos hang out, far from most pony civilization, stirring up wild weather while waiting for it to affect the emotions of ponies at lower latitudes. (I only just now noticed the windigos in the image...)

Apart from that, #5 is cute.

Yeah, I'm gonna go with #5. I have to wonder though, if it isn't any of the others, then what is she named after? Just polar-y vortexness in general?

I'd go with number five. She is also a good of friend of Rossby Wave. My headcanon has been that ponies live on a torus, that's why they have prefectly projected maps and would explain the need to "raise" the sun. So no poles.

FTL

I'd guess Option 1. Possibly when conditions require it, weather ponies 'detach' a section of the vortex to 'kick start' winter. When done wrongly or when conditions conspire against a weather pony/team, the Vortex becomes mobile and extreme measures are required to return it to its stable state.

Option 5 is also a pony who is still trying to work out if her parents gave her this name to try to make her live up or down to a name of fame or infamy or were just passing comment on the marked effect her birth had on their lives and if they considered this a positive or negative thing... as yet they have not said and she is still afraid to ask...

I go with # 2.

I like all of the odd numbered options, honestly.

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