Imponable Interlude · 9:20pm January 14th
Everything is beautiful now that we have our first rainbow of the season.
What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion?
We are the Flutter Ponies, better run and hide. We can zig and zag and zoom, up and down and side to side.
We've all got the same adorable tails, we've all got the same adorable manes, we've all got the same adorable hooves!
I did not know what I should do first—whether to eat the grass, or roll over on my back, or lie down and rest, or have a gallop across the meadow out of sheer spirits at being free; and I did all by turns.
You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements, and without it, they don't work anymore, and you need them to help protect your magical world, and if you don't get the crown tonight, you'll be stuck in this world and you won't be able to get back for, like, a really, really long time!
We are the Flutter Ponies, now you’ve met your match. Faster than a lightning bolt, we’re impossible to catch
Hello! Great news! There are no timberwolves!
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Didn’t you hear about the UFO?
No, not us, we just wanted to see the flying saucer.
I promise as long as I am princess, you will have a rainbow every day, each one more spectacular than the last.
Fuzzy pops in the summer! Funky horn fashions in the fall! Lighting the glowpaz stones on each day of the Wishiehoof holidays! Glow horn hats! Staring at the sky crystals shooting across a shimmering, starry sky! Crunchy unicorn corn cakes! Sweet, salty horn-shaped strudel! Knitting scarves for armadillos in the winter!
Maybe it has something to do with the glowing girl, or the hole in space. Or my talking dog!
It looks just like the sea front at Southend.
I have something extremely important to tell you about the future, and I only have a few seconds, so you've got to listen! Whatever you do, don't–
Author’s note: As plagiarism is unacceptable behaviour in all respectable parts of the multiverse, please be clear that none of the text in this post is my own work except for this sentence.
Sources:
My Little Pony ‘n Friends (G1), Bright Lights
My Little Pony Tales (G2), episode 17 (Up, Up, And Away)
My Little Pony (G3) The Runaway Rainbow
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, season 5 episode 9 (Slice of Life), season 2 episode 20 (It’s About Time), season 3 episode 3 (Too Many Pinkie Pies), season 7 episode 10 (A Royal Problem).
My Little Pony Equestria Girls; My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games
My Little Pony: Make Your Mark, chapter 2 episode 6 (The Traditional Unicorn Sleep-over).
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Anna Sewell, Black Beauty (1877)
William Shakespeare, Richard III (1591)
My little pony, my little pony
All in a twinkling, spring is here
My little pony, my little pony
When did all the leaves and grass appear?
Where there were snowdrifts
Now there are no drifts
Nor is the sky overcast
My little pony, my little pony
Winter is over at last!
Okay not really, it is in fact mid-january and the snow isn't going anywhere fast. But I did recently watch both G1 and G2 for the first time, so I recognized almost all of these.
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I didn't recognize most of them, but this gave me such a lurch of nostalgia in my heart I had to comment.
I did recognize the runaway rainbow ones n_n