A Predictive Text Bot Sex Scene (NSFW) · 7:33pm Jan 28th, 2019
So... I used a predictive text bot, and asked it to write a 'Paranormal Romance' scene (it asked for a genre, and that was the option I chose). And... it sort of did? I... I have no words for what was created. But. Here you go. "Enjoy."
The Paranormal Conservative Woman
The only thing that can scare him: a conservative woman. His work as a research scientist took him all over the world but now stationed on the tiny island of st. Possible, he is ready for anything but this. Women who want to please him have always been missing from his life, and she is no different.
The woman stares at him with a fireball look that makes him burn with hungers. Showing signs of fear is losing the battle. But he can’t stop the dark force that makes him back way.
"My name is charlotte, " She says "and the only way for you to keep everyone safe from me is to prove your heart belongs to me. "
the woman is determined to make him contemplate sexy new human science. He wants to protect everyone and he intends to see this through. He must be insane since he puts up with her scene fetish, but when she demands payment, he must choose to take her demands.
"I will admit defeat, " He says. "But when you mate with me, the dark side of humans and the supernatural will be bound by something stronger than anything. "
"OK, " She says with a wild hunger.
He takes his penis for the first time in sixty five years and puts it into her own hands of romance. she finds herself forgetting about Jefferson now that he’s naked with her, and that makes her hormones stand up straight. Now he moves into charlotte’s beautiful thing and his penis forms a man mission of love betrayal. They discover that love doesn't band together like they thought because his package arrives late. The woman bends over to reveal her father slot, and his need burns between his legs. with a man sound, the man uses his pack of beasts to claim her legendary treasure chest. Dangerously seductive shadows between them now fill his soul. She meets him again with ruthless vengeance, becoming queen of the deep shit. She moans sex savage love for his mating heat, and the magical stone wand inside her begins to experience war. Deep in her woman pit, she feels sex shifting fun but painfully.
After years of living among only bears, the man who's fucking her has learned to keep the best of his mating for last. Injured and bleeding, he finds himself running out of steam. He must release his beast now. The underworld trembles when she moves into contact with his unfinished potential, swallowing his love hook inside her. Then he catapults assassination semen deep in the dark hole of her life, falling apart and crying to the wind. She knows that he is viciously attacking up her deepest fragile parts, and she patiently waits for him to finish sinfully filling her.
At last, his soul is owned by her heart, and she has just caught his own magic. The woman buttoned her hell hole away even as it leaked ghost water. The man fell hard to the ground with death. He is dead. She has merciless bdsm killed himself.
"You mate good, " She says. "But nothing is as it used to be. "Even harder would not survive the ascension. "
the scientist lay down on the trail with no life in his life. He is done and she ends with a secret agenda that he will never know. She is wicked fast and conservative.
There is no more kissing on earth now.
YEAH I WARNED YOU. But my GOD! I was laughing so hard I could not breathe! I hope you also at least laughed.
More real stories at some point soon.
-pencil
UPDATE: I fed the bot all of LWTSIW. It then wrote me a new... shockingly accurate chapter of that story. You can read it here, at your own risk.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/302326/33/living-with-twilight-sparkle-is-weird/botlite-sparkle-a-predictive-text-bots-version-of-lwtsiw
Obligatory "still a better love story than twilight" Sparkle.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Is it weird that I think some of those parts actually kinda made sense?
Does this thing require you to type a bit before hand? Like it reads what you’ve done and makes a story to match?
Or it writes a story just based off the prompt?
Either way is awesome.
And frightening.
Also: “for the first time in sixty five years”
And this one could actually work in a story as purple as the head of a warrior: “uses his pack of beasts to claim her legendary treasure chest”
I was laughing so hard my head hurt! It reminds me of the 'rock and muscles' story from BronyCon last year.
5004033
You just hit buttons, as if you were on the phone clicking the predictive text at the bottom of a text message. You enter in a text file of whatever you want it to base its predictions off of. Then you kind of guide it into proper sentence structure and punctuation.
5004046
Ok, so there was a text file you gave it that contained possible combinations of words such as: “The man fell hard to the ground with death. He is dead. She has merciless bdsm killed himself.”
Can’t stop laughing at this stuff...
Where is this text bot? I feel the need to see just how predictably bad my own writing is.
Also still laughing.
What. The. Fuck.
oh boy, it doesn't get really funny until the sex hits, but OH BOY
"that makes her hormones stand up straight" just needs to be a thing. XD
My god, she fucked him to death. This was amazing.
5004071
...I put my own writing into it. It is terrifyingly accurate.
5004050
It's called Botnik. You'll need to play around with it some to figure it out. :)
5004078
I’ve read enough of your stuff to concur on the accuracy... except the distinct lack of vomit.
Fast and conservative..........
Lol.