I have an important question for y'all.

So I'm talking with a few people and we can't come to a consensus on something of great import.

So I'm asking you guys.

Just a quick Yes or No poll.

Here's Adagio Dazzle.

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Comments

[LucidDreamer]

I laughed way too hard at the vote.

[Bookish Delight]

I'm still not convinced that this poll isn't just some massive stealth Beanis innuendo.

[chaoticevl]

What the heck brought that question on?

[Hclegend]

Very import.

[Jordan179]

4837505

I dunno ... just how massive do Beanises get?

[Majin Syeekoh]

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4837506
Okay so

Regidar and I got into a friendly ontological disagreement on the question asked in the poll, so I figured it'd only be fair for consensus to define the result.

[Bookish Delight]

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I was hoping someone would get there.

Thank you.

[Bookish Delight]

4837509

I'll take you at your word. :3 I voted no.

They're donuts.

...stale, unflavored donuts. Always go Honey Nut.

[Majin Syeekoh]

4837514
Mmm. Noted.

I also greatly enjoy Honey Nut as well.

[Golden Fang Ryu Shenron]

4837509
Of course Cheerios aren’t Bagels! What the buck Mayjin?!

[SageBrony07]

I still don't get what you are asking with that picture.

I don't like the character, but that picture is cool

[Samurai_Arashi]

I don't think that Cheerios are bagels but then again I don't know that much about it.

[Majin Syeekoh]

4837516
Look, man, it's important to properly define these things.

4837519
I just posted the picture to give the blog a little flavor. The question and the picture are unrelated.

And yes, I think the picture is cool, too.

[chaoticevl]

4837514
I prefer the banana nut flavor.

[Hivemind]

My vote hinges entirely on whether or not this will involve turgid bagel sex.

[Majin Syeekoh]

4837532
Depends on who's asking.

[Golden Fang Ryu Shenron]

4837521
I know I know...but still, that was pretty unexpected.

[Majin Syeekoh]

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Expect the unexpected.

[Jonny Bench]

The real question though: is a poptart a form of ravioli, or is it a calzone?

[Golden Fang Ryu Shenron]

4837536
...Good point.

[FanOfMostEverything]

I feel deeply insulted that you even feel the need to ask such a question. This is tantamount to bagel blasphemy. Blasphemagels.

[PhycoKrusk]

4837514
But that isn’t true either, because donuts a made from dough, and Cheerios are not. They’re obviously edible gnomish life preservers.

[Flash Notion]

Somehow, "God dammit Syeekoh" doesn't cover this. Not even close.

[Trick Question]

I need somepony to help prove I'm not a robot.

[Bookish Delight]

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I'll not suffer logic being used in Syeekohtown, good sir.

[WhitewolfStormrunner]

For heaven's sake, no, they're not.

They're cereal.

[Guardian Talon]

I just can't see myself cutting open Cheerios and buttering them up. I don't think it would taste that good. So no.

[Not a brony]

To poorly imitate Plato:

But what is a bagel, really? And really, what is a cheerio? What are the perfect forms of which these are mere imperfect shadows? Are they the same?

What would a perfect bagel be like?

(That last one wasn’t part of the imitation. I need to know by Friday.)

[Absentia 616]

so this is what lewdchapter and the guys were arguing about

[Hey its that Pony]

yacallthisabagel.exe

[DarthRevanFTW]

Asking the big questions again, I see.

[livinthelife]

Ridiculous question. Bagels are – by definition – at least partially boiled. Cheerios are extruded and then ‘puffed’ with pressurized steam. Not at all similar. (And no I don’t think the twenty minutes I spent researching this was a ridiculous waste of my time. I would have wasted my time far more egregiously in its absence.)

[JustAnotherTimeLord]

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I think it's more important to define differences in the ingredients because the mixing of those happens before anything else is done to the dough. If you look it up, they are pretty different, so either way, they aren't the same.

. . .

God, I don't one why I was so interested in this. I honestly was expecting to find a definition that would label Cheerios technically as bagels, and I found none. And as I said, the ingredients are different, not including preparation, so they most definitely aren't bagels.

[totallynotabrony]

Depends. Is rice pudding technically a bowl of cereal?

[Ryuyu]

Yes.
Everything is bagel.

[OliveDiamond]

Cheerios are made with oats. Bagels are made with wheat. That they are both tori is coincidental.