You probably know how this sort of thing goes. There you are, mowing your grass on a day that can't decide whether to shine or drizzle on you, a few years and counting into your non-writing streak. Whatever thoughts you're having are at the expense of your lawnmower picking a fight with every passing tuffet and losing.
Just as alicorns descend upon parched wastelands bearing storms and seeds, so too do kindly translators upon my horsewords. Dark Country's received a Russian translation by the kind efforts of
A jolly update for folk who like either fanfic readings or The Motion of the Stars, and a downright rapturous one for folk who like both. My name is R has brought their vocal talent to bear on the story, complete with images and background music to help
CARABAS’ COMMON SENSE: So, a hypothetical conservation for you. CARABAS: Two lines in and we’ve already got fictional discourse nested in the initial fictional discourse. Gosh, I must just love to live dangerously.
4739523 4739538 Rest assured, I'm bowlered away by this horrific display of hat-based punnery, but keep this up and I'll have had quite ecoif. I don't want to have to boater the pair of you out of this comments section, but I swear, I will ushanka folk if I must.
Wearing hats during the season of Hearth's Warming is a tradition that started for defenders of the meeting hall of the Cosmic Council, known as the Team Fortress. After a lack of unity and friendship led to the fall of the first Team Fortress, the Team Fortress (2) instituted a policy of all guards wearing silly hats during this month. The policy was suggested by a Corvid, a Descendent of the guardians of the original fortress. Ever since then the tradition has spread far and wide.
Er... Hat hatted h't hattingest hat h't haaaaat hat-hat. Hat hat, h't haaaaa-aaat! (Hat-hat-hat.) Hat... hat... hat: HAAAT!
P.S. My most sincere apologies for the regional accent.
Hat's just excellent. I'd stay longer, but I haberdash.
If you dont mind my asking, do you know where I might aquire a Raricube? I have friend in need of death by adorable.
Hawt.
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How bloody dare you, my mother's a saint.
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Unrelenting wordplay'll drive me as mad as a hatter, just so you're warned.
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From here, courtesy of someone i knew back in Dundee. Not sure if they're still active or not, but pinging a message their way couldn't hurt.
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Oops.
It's not my fault. My hat tutor was supposed to be a doctoral. Instead, I got a slouch.
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This is going to be an unberetble pun session, I can tell.
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Just from having a toque? I hope i don't get hatband.
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Hackles raised? Lappet up! Just brim and bear it! Love is in plume! One good turban deserves another! Would you like to see a financial visor?
(Turns and runs for it).
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Rest assured, I'm bowlered away by this horrific display of hat-based punnery, but keep this up and I'll have had quite ecoif. I don't want to have to boater the pair of you out of this comments section, but I swear, I will ushanka folk if I must.
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Such hatred. Make sure you don't keep it fedora grisly fate may await you.
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Don't be so cavalier. I just want to put a cap on all this nonsense, but I know I'll have to think long and hard bonnet.
Wreath!
Hat!
I guess?
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Heretic!
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Hat!
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Definitely.
Wearing hats during the season of Hearth's Warming is a tradition that started for defenders of the meeting hall of the Cosmic Council, known as the Team Fortress. After a lack of unity and friendship led to the fall of the first Team Fortress, the Team Fortress (2) instituted a policy of all guards wearing silly hats during this month. The policy was suggested by a Corvid, a Descendent of the guardians of the original fortress. Ever since then the tradition has spread far and wide.
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The very best of traditions.
<==== Hat?
No!
...oh shoot.
Hey, now I blend in!
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Hat!
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Ha!
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...that's not Sunset Shimmer under that hat. Who are you and what have you done with CSquared?
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I made a new avatar for the best face. Isn't it great?
Hat-Palaver
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Deid swish!
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Palhater, to be succinct.