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Dec
1st
2017

Hats! · 7:08pm Dec 1st, 2017

Hats.


Hat!

Hat?

Report Carabas · 564 views ·
Comments ( 25 )

Hats.

Hat!

Hat?

Er... Hat hatted h't hattingest hat h't haaaaat hat-hat. Hat hat, h't haaaaa-aaat! (Hat-hat-hat.) Hat... hat... hat: HAAAT!

P.S. My most sincere apologies for the regional accent.

Hat's just excellent. I'd stay longer, but I haberdash.

If you dont mind my asking, do you know where I might aquire a Raricube? I have friend in need of death by adorable.

Hawt.

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Er... Hat hatted h't hattingest hat h't haaaaat hat-hat. Hat hat, h't haaaaa-aaat! (Hat-hat-hat.) Hat... hat... hat: HAAAT!

How bloody dare you, my mother's a saint.

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Unrelenting wordplay'll drive me as mad as a hatter, just so you're warned.

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From here, courtesy of someone i knew back in Dundee. Not sure if they're still active or not, but pinging a message their way couldn't hurt. :twilightsmile:

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:raritywink:

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:twilightoops: Oops.

:twilightsheepish: It's not my fault. My hat tutor was supposed to be a doctoral. Instead, I got a slouch.

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:facehoof: This is going to be an unberetble pun session, I can tell.

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Just from having a toque? I hope i don't get hatband.

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Hackles raised? Lappet up! Just brim and bear it! Love is in plume! One good turban deserves another! Would you like to see a financial visor?

(Turns and runs for it).

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Rest assured, I'm bowlered away by this horrific display of hat-based punnery, but keep this up and I'll have had quite ecoif. I don't want to have to boater the pair of you out of this comments section, but I swear, I will ushanka folk if I must.

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Such hatred. Make sure you don't keep it fedora grisly fate may await you.

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Don't be so cavalier. I just want to put a cap on all this nonsense, but I know I'll have to think long and hard bonnet.

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Heretic!

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Hat!

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Definitely.

Wearing hats during the season of Hearth's Warming is a tradition that started for defenders of the meeting hall of the Cosmic Council, known as the Team Fortress. After a lack of unity and friendship led to the fall of the first Team Fortress, the Team Fortress (2) instituted a policy of all guards wearing silly hats during this month. The policy was suggested by a Corvid, a Descendent of the guardians of the original fortress. Ever since then the tradition has spread far and wide.

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The very best of traditions. :pinkiehappy:

<==== Hat?

Hey, now I blend in!

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Hat!

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Ha!

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...that's not Sunset Shimmer under that hat. Who are you and what have you done with CSquared?

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I made a new avatar for the best face. Isn't it great? :pinkiehappy:

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Deid swish! :pinkiehappy:

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Palhater, to be succinct.

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