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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • Tuesday
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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    9 comments · 119 views
  • Sunday
    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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    3 comments · 134 views
  • 1 week
    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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    5 comments · 177 views
  • 2 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • 2 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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Nov
12th
2017

I'm sitting here stroking Tempest Shadow's poofy mane · 1:58am Nov 12th, 2017

And my friend braided her tail. Life is good.

Also, I'm apparently going to publish this, despite common sense and numerous voices suggesting otherwise. Go read it now, you still have time to stop it from happening!

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Comments ( 26 )

"Small Horse Poop Tale"
Goddammit, PP. This can only end well. :twilightsheepish:

XD I prefer the title of this blog to the story's; it sounds so cute! XD

"Small Horse Poop Tale."



Oh jeez.

Oh a new fic, eh? Let's see what kind of interesting nuanced story you're weave-- *clicks* PP, for goodness sake! >8c What are we going to do with you, mister.

For a guy named PP you sure are into poop

You know, I haven't read a story like this in quite a while. A post by Admiral Biscuit comes to mind, though.
Mostly, it was entertaining and vividly unexpected! And funny, in a juvenile sort of way....which makes it funnier still!

Thank you!

Hah, I remember that one! I still do and don’t want to know what the deal with Rarity is :facehoof:

Hah, I remember that one! I still do and don’t want to know what the deal with Rarity is :facehoof:

Why...

Not the kind of writing I would have shared with.... Anypony.

There's some good shit there.

I'm honestly surprised that this isn't a Biscuit-ism. No wonder you two get along so well.

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Some world-class dribble- I mean, drivel.

Fibrous Nuggets: The Return of the Revenge of the Son of the Rebirth of the New Beginning. In Smell-O-Vision!

Please, God, don't let it be in Smell-O-Vision.

What was so funny? I must know! :raritydespair:

You are suggesting: Small Horse Poop Tale

I really wasn't suggesting anything. But if this is a Pretty Pleased Pooping Purple Pony Princess story, it must be PresentPerfect. :facehoof:

Good Lord. Isn't this from the write-off like three years ago?

Publish that shit...

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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This is in fact entirely Admiral Biscuit's fault. Well, the timing is, at least.

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When daring, dare greatly.

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All In, January 2015! :)

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Jeez, and I thought I had a long time around time on stories.

You and Pasco, I swear...

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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Dude, I'm still sitting on the very first story I ever wrote for the very second Writeoff. :B

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This is in fact entirely Admiral Biscuit's fault. Well, the timing is, at least.

I approve of this.

Morning Sun will be very happy to see it. We've been discussing this very thing over the past week or so.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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Well, you won't have to wait much longer, my plans for the day have been deep-sixed! :V

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Yay! (Not yay that your plans have been deep-sixed, yay that you've published).

Also you should totally do a poop or bodily functions review blog. Just sayin'.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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It's time for volume II.

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