Should Be Within the Next 12 Hours

Don't you hate melon fucks who upload blogs too frequently?

Comments

[Wanderer D]

But... but I thought you cared!

[djthomp]

Lyra, stop trying to give yourself away on the internet, there's no way it will end well.

[Psyco Josho]

No I don't hate [people] who updat their blogs too frequently.

[Ponky]

I'm one of those Melon Fu[dge]'s, aren't I? No wonder you never comment anymore.

[cuck]

leedle leedle leedle

[Psyco Josho]

423163

Oh hey! Sorry to bother, but are you working on my our questions for the next Ponkology?

[CookieMonstar]

Don't you hate melon fucks who upload blogs too frequently?

No idea what you're talking about but okay.

[Agrith]

Who are we talking about?

[zaponator]

423169

Your comment is insightful, informative, and poetic.
Never before have I seen such beauty, such emotion, reflected in words.
You sir, have changed my life. And I thank you.

[Brony Pony]

Nope! I love melon [ b]ucks who upload blogs too frequently!

[mrjerrio]

None of the above comments seem to actually want Lyra. Guess that means I'll take her. Gimme. Take my money.

[Diabolic Gnome]

Im a good home and i enjoy snuggling ponies non sexualy

[RapTions]

are you ever gunna finish The End of Ponies it is a good story

[Ledomare]

I don't care if that's a fake email or not. I'm gonna go for it.

[TheBrianJ]

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[Broderick]

Can I has a Lyra? Cause I want can has a Lyra.

[Dante_Hinomori]

423169 PSSSST!!! You forgot the last "leee"!!e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png

[Terrarysm]

This makes Leponidas happy. I like speaking in third person. Muahahahahaha

[EldrFalcon]

I love blog updates!

[SightlessOne]

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...and what the hell is a "Mellon Fuck" ?

[folded_napkin]

Well thanks 20 other people... for ruining my chance at obtaining a pony.

[Ledomare]

Dammit, Shortskirts. That's not even a real email. Quickly, register it so it can be a thing!

[folded_napkin]

423250 I bet somepony else just registered it instead of him.

[Beyond the Horizon]

. . . Lyra? Lyra?! LYRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Of course I'd like her. Though I probably need my own home first. . . Ever notice how all the interesting stuff happens when you're (at least you think so) alone?

[PluckyLadyHuman42]

nobody contacted me yet

u r all polynumerous enough i shoulda heard sometthing by now

u all lurve lyra, rite?

[Ninjazz]

I smell Akbar bait.

[Enmar]

Leaps out of chair
dashes to phone
dials frantically
*waits...*
...ring...
*chews nails*
...ring...
"The person you are trying to reach is not avai..."
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[idontrunntoofast]

within 12 hours?... not going to sleep....

[gryphon88]

423147 Do you ever leave Fimfic or are you just on here 24/7?

[Wanderer D]

423301 HA! As if I would stay here at all! I only reply within seconds because... uh... magic.

[gryphon88]

423303 Magic.

[Wanderer D]

423307

And the sad thing is... the smileys above actually tell a story.

[gryphon88]

423309 I understand completely.

[mcb893]

I sent the email. No reply yet.

[theworstwriter]

There's some sorta delicate balancing act between amount of content and number of blog posts. I'm clearly on the wrong side of that line, but I think you're still alright.

[Sparksol]

Darn it. My home is not very good until my parents get back from their vacation and take their fairly unfriendly dog back. By that time it'll be too late.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png

[Snowstreak]

No idea what this is about. But emailed. Cuz Lyra.

[Plyxe]

I prefer cantaloupe fucks, or maybe the occasional honeydew fuck. Eh, everybody's different.

Shruggingly,
~Plyxe

[BlackSnowyOwl]

423163 Isn't that the way of life? Talk only when you wish and "Just learn to like cats."

[Lordmiak]

Is the mail adress reserved, or shall I yoink it ?
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[theworstwriter]

Hey look at this!
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But oh no! I'm going to drink it all! You'd better hurry before it's gone. Tick-tock.

[Telaros]

It's a damn good thing you're a Chinese-Martial-Artist who happens to be an amazing spy /slash/ reporter and NOT a melon fucker! Cause otherwise I'd totally agree!

Yeah~ I have a couple watches that update at least 7 blogs a day if not more... I mostly just *really* hate the ones that make a ton but also DELETES THE BUCKING BLOG POST!

If you had the ovaries/balls/whatever-organ-that-makes-you-man-the-buck-up, then for SISTERS SAKE keep it up for at least a day and not like the moment you posted it! (freaking spam!)

Seriously... nothing more annoying then clicking on an EMPTY LINK!
That sort of stuff should start being a bannable offense r.r

BTW is she house broken? I meet all the requirements but, I don't want to have to end up sitting on my favorite couch and falling into a literal pool of bodily yellow liquids! (pony piss! She may be small but i still bet she can fill a couple barrels...)

Also, does she do any tricks? Besides sitting infront of the TV and complaining there's never anything good on TV? Or how many cupcakes she can eat before she passes out? You know, like does she play dead or fetch things?

P.S. Device Heretic is an exception: He's been deleting blogs BEFORE it was cool! [/insert hipster Heretic]

[Telaros]

423163 At least you'll always have Seattle.

[Telaros]

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[cuck]

423193>>423234dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png

[RaptorCalloftheShadows]

423216 Seconded!

[Nopony in Particular]

No, I like frequent blog updates.

[Csquared08]

423220
I concur.

[Quantum_Shift]

I AM GOOD HOME
WILL TAKE CARE OF PONY
BLAAAARGH
I just want a pony...

[iloveportalz0r]

>needs lots of love
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