The bad news first. The next chapter of Batty Family will not be finished by Christmas. Both Puss and I have had other things in our lives that prevented us from slamming out the next chapter by the time the fat, bearded man is supposed to squeeze down chimneys.
So. This is it, eh? Your Human and You gets a sequel. Going into this story, I have a general idea of where I want it to go. No behind the scenes tomfoolery, no hidden enemy lurking in the background, no long, convoluted plots—just Max and his moronic adventures.
You are like a baby, still learning how to walk. I have 801 unread stories. 43,033,802 horse words total. It will be quicker dying of old age at this point.
Question: how do you get a black background?
Sees post.
See my list of stories needing to be read.
It's over 60.
Sets those aside...
Patiently waits for the next chapter.
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Probably Stylish.
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Stylish?
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!
Woop! This just made my day. Now what to do while I wait...
Luna's sweet flanks! YES!!!!!
4361161 https://userstyles.org/styles/browse/fimfiction
It's an add-on feature.
Max, you shouldnt have ...
But I'll take it anyway. See you then Maxie...
(i am to you as you are to PussPuss<3)
4361201 O-oh... oh dear...
Well, fuck me running. Didn't expect an update so soon.
4361151 only 60? I have 179 in my read-it-later shelf!
4361186 How long before you finally lose it and rant about how many people keep asking about Stylish?
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You're lucky you don't have the bad habit of putting everything with an interesting summary into your read later list...
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God bless you. I had no idea that was a thing and I always used ultra dark font when reading. This is gonna fix everything else on the site.
Also did the percent jump to 92% from around 60ish?
4361229 oh, we literally self-banned ourself from checking the front page because of this.
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... One of us, one of us, one of us...
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Why do people say "fuck me running" in the first place?
It sounds more literal.
I'm more curious about the "story progress" window.
need to catch up with the last chapters
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You are like a baby, still learning how to walk. I have 801 unread stories. 43,033,802 horse words total. It will be quicker dying of old age at this point.
4361376 Lol yeah, that's why I forced myself to slow down. Very few mortals have time for that!
4361235 fuck me riding sounds more plausible. I've seen bicycles designed for that...
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4361376 I've got 981 in my RiL.
Your magic Story Progress pop-up astounds me.
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I, too, am interested in this.
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Really?
... can I order a bike like that?
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I agree.
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*le gasp*
Thank you... thank you!
I get my banners back!
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I dunno. I just say it cuz it sounds funny.
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*fangirl scream & squeal*
About god DAMN time
I just got to say one thing:
4361463 As the internet meme goes, "Ain't nopony got time for that".
http://youtu.be/_ELWyTlJKCM
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4367430 Exactly.