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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 50 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 90 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


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  • 90 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 113 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

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Nov
12th
2016

MANGO · 2:56am Nov 12th, 2016

(There will be a Chase update this weekend)

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Comments ( 19 )

What did I watch, why did I watch, and what did I watch

Than you Alton, wonder if he could help with feeding Harper her Mangoes.

Some blood and loss of limbs, but at least it wasn't a hentai mango. :pinkiehappy:

So the moral of the story is don't mix mangoes with ferrets? :rainbowhuh:

-Ru

4298270

Hey...
I resemble that remark.

4298431 So would that make you a ferango or a mangerret? :raritywink:

-Ru

4298538

True story: I accidently got the nickname of Mongoose at my current job, and there are quite a few people that only know by that.

Ohey.
It's Alton Brown.
Good eats.

4298551 My family calls me Polar Bear sometimes. :twilightsmile:

-Ru

P.S.
Why Mongoose? Did you kill a snake at the office? :rainbowhuh:

MANGO MANGO MANGOMANGOMANGO MANGOOOOOO

4298572

One of the guys was being silly, and decided it was "nickname day" and started calling everyone by random names as he made them up. He started calling me "ice man", to which I replied, "oh come on, at least use something like Mongoose."

And it stuck.

Which, I'm 6'1" with a slim, athletic build, and I can be rather animated when I talk. Can't say I'm surprised.

4298644

In high school, I somehow ended up with the nickname 'Orange Crunch.' I had a multiple bottle a day addiction to Orange Crush and I sorta looked like a caveman. It just sort of happened.

4298644 At least you don't have my nickname from my first high school. :facehoof:

-Ru

4298650 You're lucky they didn't call you 'Mango Mongo', the meatheads in my school days probably would have. :facehoof:

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Over caffeinated weasel!

Uncle Alton! He's my hero.

4298249 a guy eventually showed a decently safe ay to cut mango....... before getting mauled by a weasel

4298650

It's a good song at least. And now I have to listen to some R.E.M.

I miss his show so much:fluttershysad:

Hmmm perhaps i should look into some self defence classes. :applejackunsure:

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