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Pascoite was right: I have to share this.
It's no Squatty Potty, but it's a damn close second.
BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE DEVIL'S DONUTS I MEAN REALLY WHO ACTUALLY POOPS TORUSES I HAVE POOPED A LOT OF THINGS IN MY LIFE BUT NEVER THOSE
I hate it when Pasco is right >:|
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That's enough reality for me, thank you. I'm going back to my ponies.
goddammit
Gotta be like blowing smoke rings, right?
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I think that's enough internet for today.
Goodnight.
Clearly you aren't familiar with PooPoouri.
I'm concerned that this poor starlet has a hemorrhoid-like tumor the size of a softball and the extreme product-based measures she takes to hide her unusually-foul-smelling, donut-shaped excreta are only ensuring she'll be dead by the time her next movie premieres.
Don't doughnut holes imply the existence of doughnuts? Someone's gotta be out there balancing the equation.
...wut?
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So I only recently read an article about currywurst, and now I wish I lived in Germany, because it sounds amazing. :B Like, European street food is just not a thing we have in the US, and I'm in love with all of it.
4294500 I double that: wut wut ?
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I can all but guarantee we don't get good German bratwurst over here. :B However, this might be an excuse to use up my bottle of curry powder. I'll give it a shot and let you know how it comes out! :D
4295514 If you buy your Bratwurst fresh from a farmers' market, you could. You even have Amish population around where you live. We do here, and they make it good!
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I don't think that's something I've ever seen at my farmer's market. c.c
4297066 I guess most of them just do fruit/vegetables, but there's a pork producer who comes to ours. We've bought bratwurst, kielbasa, shoulder roast, and tenderloin from him. They've all been good.
I think "Devil's Donut" is just a euphemism for Poo-rouboros, the Toilet-Serpent, which exits your sphincter and immediately begins attempting to eat itself, coiling into a toroidal shape to consume its own tail.
So the question isn't "who poops in geometrically impossible shapes?" but "whose poop is alive and hungry?"
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c.c
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So, cooked whole in the sauce, then cut up and finished in it? About how long before you cut them? (I went and got some brats, and totally forgot about them until you posted this. XD)
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I'll give it a shot! :O
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I am eating it right now, after using your dad's method for making it.
Serving it over fries is brilliant. Before that, just tasting it out of the pan, I was like, "Well, it's a hot dog covered in ketchup." The fries make it so much better. :D I'm sure Johnsonville is not quite up to par with good, German bratwurst, but for what this is? I would have it again, and I'd definitely get it if I ever went to Germany. :) Thanks so much for helping me experience this!
(Also, my dad liked it, which surprises me, since he's not into curry or generally anything foreign, food-wise. :B)
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I made like a whole pack of brats at once, so I've got enough left for two people still. :B Gonna eat it tomorrow!