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LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Sep
29th
2015

Out of Context Screenshot Theater #141 · 8:03am Sep 29th, 2015

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Behold! The magic book of fart noises! Any pony who hold it - whether in aura or with hooves or wings - will be compelled to make endless fart noises with their mouths! Be forewarned, prolonged exposure will transform the pony in question.

Here is the last victim.

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Who is...wearing a pancake...for a hat...for some reason...

For the first time ever in history, Princess Twilight Sparkle is bored of reading books.

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Ahh, based on the last victim, I do believe we can draw a correlation between excessive and unorthodox consumption of pancakes and fart noises.

Twilight was getting real tired of the black boxes, she started blowing raspberries at them.

"Behold, my fellow bronies, a day you would never expect to come: me blowing raspberries at my books in a bored manner!"

And on this day, Twilight learned that could she not gain knowledge faster by eating books, but they also tasted terrible, despite what Discord said.

Twilight was not very impressed by the new series named in her (dis-)honor. :twilightangry2:

Twilight immediately regretted offering to edit her friends' fan fiction.

After 107 episodes, 67 comics, three spin-off movies, and one-leaked episode, Twilight is finally sick of reading.

:twilightangry2: Oh man, those first four-hundred bites of book were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better.

"101 types of Raspberry, A reference guide! This looks interesting!" :twilightsmile:
"I am so bored.":facehoof:
"Twilight, this is pathetic.":moustache:
"I am sooooooo bored!":facehoof:
"Can't you just, I don't know, go do something outside?":moustache:
"Outside? What outside!? I've been lost in here for days! I have no idea where outside even is!":twilightangry2:
"Wait... what?! You're telling me we're trapped in here?!":moustache:
"Don't be such a baby. I'm an immortal alicorn princess, and we're in a castle made of gems. We'll be fine. We just have to wait for the map to call somepony from the outside, and then they can lead us out!":twilightsmile:
"Oh, okay then.":moustache:
"I am soooooooooooooo bored!":facehoof:
*Sigh*:moustache:

:facehoof:: Ugh, putting the Twilight books in my "To-Read" stack was never funny, ponies!

Despite the various sources of literature on the subject, Twilight was still unable to whistle.

Twilight just read Fifty Shades of Gray, she was anything but impressed.

:moustache: "I'm sorry to say this, Twi, but you seem to be exhibiting signs of... book boredom!"
*Lightning flashes in the background*
:twilightoops: "No! Anything but that!"
:rainbowderp: "Isn't there something she can do?"
:moustache: "Well, yes. Use a reading tablet."

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:facehoof: "I've read better fanfics than this"

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