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Aug
6th
2015

Out of Context Screenshot Theater #87! · 9:26am Aug 6th, 2015

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:raritystarry: I have the target in my sights. Do I have confirmation?
???: Negative, wait for further instructions.

TH: "Flutter season!"

Shy: "Tree season!"

TH: "Flutter season!"

Shy: "Tree season!"

TH: "Flutter season!"

Shy: "Tree season!"

-DISCORD SEASON-

*Tree Hugger & Fluttershy smile maliciously*

Discord: "Uh oh..."

At the moment of firing, a deer just happens to jump in the way.

*Read in GLaDOS voice*
Locked on target. Who obviously had drugs instead of cereal with her milk this morning. Poor thing. I should introduce her to my good friend, deadly Neurotoxin. I'm sure they'll get along just fine.:pinkiecrazy:

Who calls in this type of hit?

Fearing Fluttershy had finally moved beyond his control, Angel snaps and takes matters into his own paws...

Solid Snake: It's no good, I can't do it!

Every time the sniper fired, some balding ape from another universe took the bullet. It was uncanny. There seemed to be no end to them.

More like out of context headshots :derpyderp2:

Hippie ponies spotted, requesting permission to fire!

So what really happened that day? Let's just for a moment speculate shall we? We have the mailmare accidentally crashing headlong into Applejack's stand at 12:15, p.m. distracting passersby and making it easier for the shooters to move into their places. The mailmare later vanished, never checking into a hospital. The A-Team gets on the sixth floor of the depository. They were refurbishing the floors that week, which allowed unknown workponies access to the building. They move quickly into position just minutes before the shooting. The spotter on the radio talking to the other two teams has the best overall view, the Faust spot. B-Team: one shooter and one spotter with radio gear and access to the building, moves into the lower floor of the clock tower. The third team, the C-Team, moves into the picket fence behind the Grassy Knoll, where the shooter and the spotter are first spotted by the late All Aboard near the rail station. They have the best position of all. Tree Hugger is close and on a flat low trajectory. Part of this team is a coordinator who has flashed security credentials at ponies, chasing them out of the parking lot. Probably two to three more ponies are in the crowd on Stirrup. Ten to twelve ponies. Three shooters. Three spotters. The triangulation of fire that Thunderlane and Flash Sentry discussed two months before. They have walked the square. They know every inch. They have calibrated their sights. They have practiced on moving targets. They are ready.

Tree Hugger and Fluttershy make the turn from Main onto Hoofston. It's gonna be a turkey shoot. They don't shoot her coming up Hoofston, which is the easiest shot for a single shot from the Book Depository. They Wait. They wait until she gets in the killing zone, between three rifles. Hugger makes the final turn from Hoofston onto Stirrup, slowing down to barely a trot. The shooters across the square tighten, taking their aim; waiting for the radio to say, "GREEN! GREEN!" or "ABORT! ABORT!"

The first shot rings out, sounding like a backfire from one of the Doctor's experiments it misses the duo completely. Frame 161, Tree Hugger stops waving as she hears something. Fluttershy's head turns slightly to the right. Frame 193, the second shot hits Tree Hugger in the throat from the front. Frame 225, the earth pony emerging from behind the road sign, you can see that she's obviously been hit, raising one of her hooves to her throat. The third shot, frame 232, takes Tree Hugger in the back pulling her downward and forward. Fluttershy you'll notice shows no signs at all of being hit. Fluttershy is turning here now. Frame 238, the fourth shot. It misses Tree Hugger and takes Fluttershy in the back. This is the shot that proves there were two rifles. Fluttershy yells out, "Sweet Celestia! They are going to kill us all!" Somewhere around this time another shot that misses them completely, strikes Scootaloo down by the underpass. They stop. The sixth and fatal shot, frame 313, takes Tree Hugger in the head from the front.

*BLAM*

This is the key shot. The earth pony going back and to her left. Shot from the front and right. Totally inconsistent with the shot from the Book Depository. Again, back and to the left.

Back and to the left...

Back and to the left...

Back and to the left...

Be verwy verwy quite. I am hunting Fwuttershy.

The one shot that can only be made by the most heartless, soulless beasts in the multiverse...

3299861 American dentists?

Just one shot... Just this one shot, and I'll save everyone. The future will be different...

Just one shot... Just this one shot, and I'll save everyone. The future will be different...

Sorry for the double post. :twilightsheepish:

3299873 Sounds 'bout right. :pinkiecrazy:

3299873 That's Hermione Granger's parents you're talking about!

3299989 No, those are British dentists.

The Celestial extremists have decided to hit the false goddess where it hurts: her friends.

Praise the Sun!

Kill the adorable target.

...No, the GREEN one!

Target identified. Fluttershy: Element of Kindness. Ready your weapon.

3299831

Dude, you need to write more. That is great.

3299614 I wish I knew that scene by heart:heart:

Ah well, I'll just settle for giving you the entire scene!

I'm laughing at everyone thinking this is a sniper scope. This is clearly Discord's Kiss Kam.

3300699
Discord's "Kiss Kam"... the last thing you will every not-see.

Ready, Number 13!

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