She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
Pulling a hind leg up, Berry Punch delivered a playful swat to the rounded curve of Derpy’s perfectly pleasant perky plush protruding plump posteriour, paddling perversely, provocatively provoking, poking, plus, playfully pucker prodding the passive pregnant prone panting perpetually perverted pegasus.
I need a Shakespearian actor to read this...
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Makes sense, though, it would be funner if it didn't.
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Never stop.
~TOOWC
P for Punch
reminds me of V for Vendetta
No, you need Shakespeare himself to say this one.
[His second verse, that is]
I have to penalize you for "provocatively provoking." A bit repetitiously repeating, that one.
Still, 23x Alliteration Combo. That's damn impressive.
Yeah, you broke something. Posteriour doesn't exist. I googled it; it's always posterior, even in British English.
I don't think the comma works properly there, and the word "pucker" is a little nonsensical here. Pucker apparently was a synonym for poke in the late 16th century, but has since only come to mean a wrinkle or fold. I guess, if you're going for Shakespearean speech, you'd need to go all the way. Shakespearean wasn't just the descriptions, it was the excessive wordiness with everything.
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Pucker = anus
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Posteriour
Obsolete form of posterior; Obsolete form of posterior.
From google.
It isn't obsolete if somebody keeps it on life support!
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To be provocative and to provoke are two different things. One is a state of action, the other is an action in itself. To be provocative means to elicit certain reactions, whereas to provoke is to goad certain reactions. One is to encourage reaction passively, the other is to cause reaction actively. Indeed, a quick googling of the definitions shows that they are separate: Provoke is based on the Latin word provocare, whereas provocative is based on the Latin word provocativus, which is, yes, based on provocare, but which diverged the root of being while still in Latin, thereby changing the meaning of each word while holding the root.
... You weren't looking for someone to dissect your joke, were you?
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I was mistaken, then; pucker is used properly in this context.
Ah. I missed that meaning.
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My grandfather once told me that, when he was a child, he would walk to school in the winter when the snow was so high that snow plows would just make tunnels through the snow. If he had told me that the word "posterior" used to have a U in it, I'd still have considered him just as crazy.
You, good sir, have a volunteer. Where do I sign up :3
Edit: dat alliteration, tho...
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No, but I do appreciate that you did. I'm a sucker for etymology. Thanks!
...it's like a sexy version of "Helplessly Hoping" LOL
...*shudders*
Kudzu... why must you do this to me? It's gonna take me 10 minutes just to record that paragraph!
2715603 Plentiful plethora of prose!
You crafty, conniving ---
Okay, I tried to type something like, 3 times. I quit. I can't possible even be comparable to the shadow of that paragraph.
Damn you. Damn you and your words of wordiness. *tosses more words at you*