Super Mega Death Rated's Fanfic Adotpion Agency 2000 B.C. Version 4.1 Beta Bitch! · 9:18pm Oct 21st, 2014
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Greetings my fellow bronies from around the world. Here we are again with another adoption blog for all of my readers out there who are looking for those ideas to help them get in the feature box and beyond. Well, I have a few new ones today of a mixed bag sort so there is plenty for all. We got random funny crap. Grimdark bloody horror crap. And teary-eyed sad emotional crap that will make you cry. Or at least those who have a soul.
If this is your first time reading my blog and/or Adoption post allow me to quickly explain. I have tons of ideas I get for MLP fanfiction, I can't just write them because of physics and reality, but one day I will break both. A few adoptions have gone through and even been published by the time of this blog. There is nothing wrong with taking an idea from somebody and giving your own twist on it, provided you acknowledge the idea came from somewhere else.
As always you can find previous adoption blog posts with more free stories waiting to be adopted these links:
-Rated's Fanfiction Adoption Agency
-Rated's Fanfiction Adoption Agency Returns
-Son of Rated's Adoption Agency
-Rated Potter and the Chamber of Adopted Fanfics
-Revenge of Rated’s Fanfiction Adoption Agency
-Rated's Fanfiction Adoption Agency: The Begnnings (not really)
-The Wraith of Rated's Fanfiction Adoption Agency
-Rated's Mother's Day Fanfic Adoption Agency
-League of Rated’s Adopted Fanfiction
-Adventures of Rated's Adoption Fanfic Agency
-Rise of Rated's Fanfic Adoption Agency
Now I'll quit babbling and let you read the new shit:
1. Title: “The Big Butt”
Summary: “Princess Celestia is always thought to have been the wisest and prettiest mare of the world. Nopony can look at her without blushing and finding her radiant beyond all reason. While Princess Celestia pretends not to care about her looks that much, deep down she is just as much a mare as any other.
So when she overhears a conversation where one guard says Princess Celestia has a big butt, naturally she’s gonna take it calmly and well right?
… right?”
-It’s probably been done before, but in this fic idea Celestia find out that she has too much fat in the royal behind and as such resolves to make it smaller and better. Jokes to follow of your own choice, though I have some ideas so contact me if you want some.
2. Title: “Taking A Life” (adopted by Biker Dash)
Summary: “It was supposed to be a fun night at a new club. The six of them all were going to dance, drink, have fun and maybe pick up a few stallions along the way. Even Fluttershy admitted she was excited about this. But on a quick trip to the rest room with Rarity, a drunk stallion who had been bothering Rarity all day comes in after them. Before Fluttershy knew it, she was on the floor bleeding in the mouth while Rarity’s screams echoed in her ears.
She watched him ravage her friend as she cried over and over again. Fluttershy didn’t know what to think. She just saw the broken glass shard. And in a second was over his dead body with the shard covered in blood.
What had she done?”
-This story is all about self-defense killings, but also what happens to us when we take a life, for one reason or another. In this case, Fluttershy killed a stallion that was raping Rarity and even threatened to kill them both. Worried for her life and wanting to save Rarity, Fluttershy kills him.
-While Fluttershy only killed in self-defense and saved Rarity, she still has to the deal with the guilt and aftermath of taking a life despite not being punished for it. Not to mention Rarity will have to go through the ordeal that she has been through and the guilt of the other four for not being there.
3. “Sooo, yeah I’m your niece” (Madman with a Keyboard)
Summary: “Rarity had gotten used to not having a normal life ever since she became the Element of Generosity. Yet when a half unicorn and half dragon warrior appears from a time spell accident and says she’s the daughter of your sister and Ponyville’s only tame dragon, you reach a limit of sanity. Now she has to hide her “future niece” from Spike and Sweetie Belle, but must also fight her own desires to learn of the future.”
-In this time travel story, the daughter of Sweetie Belle and Spike ended up in the past after a botch time travel spell. The daughter is a warrior, a mage, but also a very clumsy girl who is a bit of an air head. Rarity and Twilight had to keep her Identity a secret while also doing their best not to learn of the future. What they know already is that there was a war and the daughter is a hero from that war.
-This can be both comedy and sad and adventure.
4. Title: “The Inky Butterflies Make Me Sad”
Summary: “Clear Mind has always prided himself on being an expert in psychology, specifically when dealing with the criminal mind. He has always prided himself on being able to tell when a criminal is legally or not sane. His word has sent many attempting to avoid the cells or chambers to their justice while preventing those who are not of sound mind from being damned for something beyond their control.
Yet he has never had a case like Pinkie Pie before.
The former Element of Laughter is now known as the “Cupcake Killer” with the highest body count in the history of Equestria, including her own fellow Element of Loyalty. There are many who want to see her hanged for what she had done, but Celestia has asked Clear Mind to see if Pinkie was of her own mind when she did these things.
Not only does Clear Mind have to come up with a solid judgment on the toughest case he’s ever had to deal with, but he also has to deal with ponies who want Pinkie dead no matter what. Is there something deeper to what made Pinkie kill her friends? Would it be better to simply let her be tried and killed? Or should Clear Mind follow through with his diagnosis, even if it prevents her from the death plenty?”
-In this Cupcakesverse story, a pony who is an expert in psychology has been asked to judge if Pinkie Pie, after being capture for murdering ponies, if she was sound of mind when doing all this. If she is not, she will be sent to a mental institution for the rest of her life. If she is, it’s a clear and shut case that leads her to the gallows.
-Clear Mind has to discover what lies in Pinkie’s mind. What do the numbers mean? Why cupcakes? Why do all this? What caused her to snap like this? As Clear Mind learns more and more, it becomes clear that Pinkie is insane and cannot stand trial. However, there are many ponies who pretty much don’t give a shit. They want her dead and will even threaten Clear Mind to lie about his report so that justice is delivered.
-Clear Mind has to make a choice. Does Pinkie get the punishment she deserves or should she get the help she deserves?
5. Title: “The Melody of Wraith” (adopted by Recovery15)
Summary: “For the first time in two years, Vinyl woke up and breathed air or the first time. Trapped in a casket, she manages to free herself from her own grave and spots a second one that causes her shock and horror. The grave of her best friend, Octavia. Suddenly it all comes back to her: the returning from their tour, the punks who harassed them, the assault, the rape, the feeling of the knife cutting her throat as she saw Octavia dying in front of her, and then darkness.
And then Vinyl felt only thing when I all came back to her.. .hatred.”
-If you have seen “The Crow” it’s very similar, but a few differences. In this story, Vinyl and Octavia were coming home from a tour when a gang of rich punks raped and murdered them. They managed to get away by bribing the jury with their parents money to the disgust of the deceased loved ones and friends.
-Two years pass, and Vinyl comes back to life but as a wraith, a powerful, undead spirit that feels they were wronged in life and can only rest in peace if they right that wrong. Therefor, Vinyl is on a quest to her new wraith powers to avenge her and Octava. But she later learns that there is a price for being wraith and fulfilling your vengeance. If you succeed, your soul burns in the underworld while letting go of your vengeance allows you to ascend into Paradise.
-This is a very gory and graphic story so writers who are used to explicded and mature content should use this one.
6. Title: “Our Father”
Summary: Night Light learns that he has cancer and not many years left to live. He decides it’s time for his son and daughter to know the truth. With his wife’s help, he reveals that he is actually a changeling and has always been so. At first there is denial, but Velvet assures them that Night Light is their father they are disgusted and ashamed of themselves despite Night Light having raised them and loved them.
Can Twilight and Shining accept the truth of their father and their own heritage, especially as Night Light’s time comes closer and closer.”
-In this story, Night Light is a changeling that fell in love with Velvet who didn’t push him away when he revealed the truth. Both Twilight and Shining are their childern, and the reason why they don’t have changeling appearance is due to the fact that only changeling females give birth to chanelings, regardless of the race of the mate. For males, its reverse, it will always be the mate’s race the children will be.
-Twilight and Shining, who still feel hatred towards the Changelings for what they done, refuse to call Night Light their father, much to his broken heart. Their mother and friends don’t take this cold rejection well and the two begin to have doubts.
-They can reconcile before, after, or during Night Light’s final night alive before he passes away.
7. Title: “Target Fluttershy” (adopted by Darkdarsi)
Summary: “ By a complete accident, Fluttershy manages to help arrest the most wanted mafia pony in Equestria. Although hailed as a hero, Fluttershy soon finds out the consequences of her actions when the pony she put in jail hires the ten most dangerous and insane assassins to kill her. How will Fluttershy survive against the ten most deadly killers in the world? Each with their one strange way of killing and crazed personalities that make Discord look tame? Maybe with friends, pranks, and lucky she has a chance.”
-Pretty much the summary states what happens. Fluttershy manages to help get the most wanted pony in jail by accident and he hires the ten most dangerous and crazy assassins to kill her. Each assassin is unique in behavior, kill style and history.
-This can be serious, funny, action, random, whatever you want. Just make it epic.
Hope you found these and the others interesting. Later
Aw, it's so nice of you to just hand ideas out to people who haven't had any!
Ha, I would totally use one of those... However I suffer from chronic laziness and lack of desire to do anything worth while on this website besides troll (which I don't think that's worth while.).
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We can't all be winners
This one looks to be right up my alley.
I probably shouldn't with how much I have on my plate, but this one CALLS to me.
I shall adopt it.
2547923
It's yours
I love the idea of "Melody of Wraith" but am unsure if I would ever write it
2547967
If you do want to, let me know. I don't mind helping you if you want
2547971
I'll think on it, thanks!
Dat AVGN reference.
Ten? Why not just nine? And have them be mercenaries. And a team. And come from a fortress.
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HATS!
(I'll just be going now... So to bother you...)
2548711
You are forgetting the Sandwitch
Not a single Halloween themed fan fiction? Why?
I'm in the mood for the (Urp...) holidays and wanted to write something scary. Eh, I'll just make something up on the fly like a colt telling ghost stories around the campfire.
2548712 Does it have to end up on FIMFiction?
Because of not I'll take that last one. I can think up a few situations but I'm not sure if I'd be able to 1000 words for it... Though, if I can 100 word a chapter... By ten... Dundidumdidum... Add an intro...
I'LL TAKE THAT LAST ONE! And maybe finally finish a fic to a level I'm satisfied with!
Could I adopt “Sooo, yeah I’m your niece”, please?
2549004
It doeesn't have to be on Fimfiction, but I would like a link when you post it so I can read it. If you want help at any time let m know
2549219
Okay, If you want help at any time let me know
2549307 Understood.
I'll take "Melody of Wraith"
2549399
It's yours. Let me know if you need help
2549536
thanks, i will!