Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...
I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.
Im being honest about this.
Also, im actually a stallion
And a compulsive liar.
Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.
I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.
I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.
Im actually really afraid of people
So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3
"Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.
She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"
This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"
Without questions, 2015 accepts this.
The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.
A friend gave me these options. Which should I choose.
1. DANGER TICKLE
2. a struggle cuddle
3. or a whole lot of Xanax
(Other: run away)
Edit:
Btw, just so we have a little bit of background information. The guy that asked to choose one previously tried to- actually, why don't I just show you...
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Number two.
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Okay, struggle cuddle it is. Thanks, poni pone!
2340138 ...Option D?
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I don't have an option D...
2340166
Wait.......... OH.
Bad Ikio. Bad. :/
Definitely struggle cuddle
Xanax sounds funny and so are the other two. But if I had to choose I would go with a struggle cuddle.
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Btw, just so we have a little bit of background information. The guy that asked to choose one previously tried to- actually, why don't I just show you...
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Struggle cuddle all the way
2340182 Huh?
2340187 ...Wait...Nope. No, no, and unequivocally no.
I'm not a fan of combining the above 1-3... it confuses me eventually whether I'm being abused or loved. Take the 'other' option.
*whistles* Tough choice. But in the meantime, is this the place where I can reserve a booking for a titillating tentacle rub? I-i-it's not as dirty as it sounds...I promise.
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Yes, but just so you know, the wait time is about three victims. Also, clients are not allowed to touch the tentacles.
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oh okay, sorry for the misunderstanding. :P
Sadly, I already choose the second one. By the way... *suddenly cuddles you*
Struggle cuddle. Definitely. Besides which, isn't that just the regular kind of cuddle?
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I hope it is.
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.
At least with my girlfriend, all cuddling eventually turns into wrestling. Or the other kind of wrestling
Struggle Cuddle. Duh. I'm surprised you even had to ask.
I chose Xanax...
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Okay...
2340634
Yup, more pones seem to be going with that one.
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Huh, first one. Why do you choose that one lil pone?
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It would be a long story, so let's just say Xanax is enjoyable...
Don't judge me please...
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I'm curious now...
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Just be careful if you ever do. You do not want to take too much, that is for sure!
Number two. Use your tentacles for more effect.
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So if I take too much Xanax, then...
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Drowsiness, breathing problems, slow reflexes... and if you take a lot more than you should, it can kill you.
If you live through that you can suffer from nerve damage, so be careful.
...you have some odd friends
2340198 yikes...
Take the for hop shin
2340429 Hrph! *Surprised glaceon is surprised.* Ah... uhm... *hugs back*
Oh, poor, little, Tenty...allow me to explicate your options:
DANGER TICKLE: It's quintessentially the same thing as a normal tickle, except it's administered exclusively by Catholic priests wearing naught but bathrobes. Sometimes without them, too...they're a fickle bunch, you see.
Struggle Cuddle: A classic example of a misnomer. There would be no fundamental struggle here. Merely one being crushed with the sheer weight and girth of one's love. Apply now to be amidst the select few who will be chosen for Hross' Harem. Don't worry...it's not as bad as it sounds...it's worse.
Xanax: Ah, alprazolam...it be the subtle muse that hammers the brain into a malleable sheet of languid apathy. Lay you down your gentle head, and let Lord Languidity do his sweet work. Also, taking the Xanax automatically submits you to the two aforementioned choices as well. You simply won't remember it afterwards. But I will...I take pictures.